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Substantial 

MC from Baltimore, Maryland. His real name is Stan B. Robinson. He has gained popularity in Tokyo, Japan because of his collaboration with Nujabes and Hyde Out productions. He is in my opinion, the real definition of an emcee. Recently, he has collaborated with Marcus D and toured around the world performing.
Person 1: Hey dude, have you heard that new Substantial song?
Person 2: Yeah! Day in the life produced by Marcus D? That song is the shit!
Substantial by #Faded. August 5, 2009

substantial abundance of wiener

A term used to describe lot of guys in the same place; a sausage fest.
Phil: "What a rockin' club! Time to get my groove on!"
Matt: "Uh...I don't know man...there seems to be a substantial abundance of weiner in this joint."
Phil: "Whatever, I'm gonna go dance with that HOT girl over there!"
Matt: "No no wait dude, that's a..."
(Phil goes over to the "girl")
Phil: "You must be from Tennessee because there's a mirror in your pocket."
'Girl' (deep voice): "Just come here bitch!"
Phil: "Hey baby that cell phone in your pocket keeps jabbing me...let me fix that for you...wait a minute...what the...OH SHIT!!!" (runs away)
Matt (laughs hysterically)
Phil: "Damn, come to think of it, it was a little suspicious with all those effeminate guys dancing to the Village People in leather jackets."
Matt: "You grabbed a transvestite's dick, man."

Substantial dick energy 

Like big dick energy, but with more girth. Pleasing from the full circumstance.
That guy has substantial dick energy- I can see it from the way he walks.
Substantial dick energy by Kg1991 January 1, 2022

substantitive 

A bastardization of the word "substantive." Spoken by people who failed English class in high school.
I think we really had a substantitive debate tonight with Donald Trump not being in attendance. -Senator Rand Paul
substantitive by districtcraig October 14, 2016

substantiate

To prove right because of proper evidence.
prove
solve
Sex is present in modern day society; TV substantiates my opinion.
substantiate by Adrian Ammsso November 29, 2004

substantialicious 

Adjective
Heavy,when you weigh it on your tongue.

Originates from a fake definition on the inside of a snickers wrapper.
This Snickers bar is substantialicious.

Your mom told me that I was substantialicous.
substantialicious by JoHa841 February 22, 2008
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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