Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

Stroad

Stroad is a mix of street and road. It's too wide and fast to be safe for pedestrians while having too many intersections and driveways for an efficient movement of cars
You can also use this word in a derogatory way

This guy is such a dumbass, he probably likes stroads
Liking stroads is worse than kubising

Stroad by notaferenc123 August 31, 2022

Stroad

The word Stroad orginates from the last name of Stroud, it is a word that is mixed with choad and stroad. also stroudem is the word stroud and scrodem mixed

Hey doctor dont tought my stroudem
or
Shut up Strouse u stupid Stroad

Stroad by billy November 16, 2004

Stroad

Stroad is an unofficial slang portmanteau of street + road. It refers to roads that do a dangerous job of combining the features of a street and a road.

It is often a high-capacity suburban arterial road typically going through a commercial strip development. They are usually lined with direct access points to retail businesses with expansive front parking, making the area car-centric and having low walkability. They can often be multilane and go at speeds slightly faster than regular city speed limits.

Stroads often get memed as a satire of North American suburban life, full of lifeless bland consumerism, and a sort of artificial / detached sense of reality.

Friend 1: Do you feel a little sick driving through these kinds of places, mentally?

Friend 2: Yeah because it's literally a STROAD bro.

Stroad by Damianlewiam July 22, 2023

Stradbrook 

Anyone with a strong sexual desire to mate with a Sasquatch. Can also include - Yetis, Bigfoot, yowies and possibly large hairy apes.

So this guy said to me last night after watching a few episodes of The Big Lez Show "Anyone else kinda bummed out that there wasn't any love interest or sex scenes in The Big Lez Show?...... Reckon it would have been grouse to see Sassy blow his load LOL!!" I said careful ya fucken Stradbrook, some cunt will make a meme outa ya."

Stradbrook by Sassy Foods September 6, 2021

stroast 

When a science teacher of extreme intellect and scholarly wisdom insults an inferior student with a fiery and sarcastic tone.

He is asserting himself, like a chihuahua.
His mom did his science fair project for him.
"How much time did you spend on this," he said after looking at his research proposal
Oh man you just got stroasted!, said the entire class.

stroast by thewurm January 29, 2020

Stroud Strong

Showing the strength of a thousand men, knowing how to enjoy life, loving everyone around you, while being grateful for everything life has to give. Overcoming all the obstacles that life throws at you with a smile on your face no matter how hard it may be. Being a true hero to everyone who meets you and and knows you.

David had cancer for a number of years, but always had a smile on his face. He was truly Stroud Strong.

Stroud Strong by Melskies August 23, 2011