Stott 

a large headed caucasian male.

Person 1: Why is his head so big?!
Person 2: He must be a Stott.

Stott by Johnny Strumpet December 29, 2007

stott 

To hit something off something as hard as you can

Watch me pint Dave, That bloke back there called me a dopey twat. Am gonna go take him outside an stott him off the car park

stott by gobshite March 5, 2005

stott 

A word people use instead of saying oh my god

Some guy: oh my stott
other guy: that's fine just as long as you don't say oh my god

stott by a la dude May 13, 2005

Stott 

1. The friend allowed into a group of friends purely so they can rinse his/her house instead of their own on nights out.

2. An angry, befuddled male.

3. An unusual growth of hair.

"We never have anything to do on Friday, should we start looking for a Stott-house?"

"Let's go poke the Stott and see if he screams"

"Oh shit, I've got a Stott on my calf"

Stott by stefan jol the 3rd May 15, 2009

stott on 

Errection,Hard on North East Colloquial

I cant sit down ,Ive got a right stott on

stott on by Chris Ord August 31, 2006

Michael Stott 

The slayest slayer to ever slay. The day that Slaychael Stott doesn't slay, the world will end as it can't survive without the slayness that is Slaychael

OMG MICHAEL STOTT JUST SLAYED

Michael Stott by Yshdu October 17, 2022

Britney Leggo-Stott

The most amazing female known to man. She acquires the most amazing voice. She loves animals. A girl who you cant seem to forget. She is always in your heart no matter what. She likes Hello Kitty stuff and enjoys cuddling. She will stay up for you until the sun rise if shes in love with you. She helps you when you are hurt and keeps her promise.

Britney Leggo-Stott is like a little Caterpillar except when she bursts she turns into a dragon who scorches everything in her path when she pleases.

Britney Leggo-Stott by Shock of Dreams October 16, 2013