Stott

a large headed caucasian male.

Person 1: Why is his head so big?!
Person 2: He must be a Stott.

by Johnny Strumpet December 1, 2007

Stott

1. The friend allowed into a group of friends purely so they can rinse his/her house instead of their own on nights out.

2. An angry, befuddled male.

3. An unusual growth of hair.

"We never have anything to do on Friday, should we start looking for a Stott-house?"

"Let's go poke the Stott and see if he screams"

"Oh shit, I've got a Stott on my calf"

by stefan jol the 3rd May 15, 2009

stott on

Errection,Hard on North East Colloquial

I cant sit down ,Ive got a right stott on

by Chris Ord August 31, 2006

stotts

Testicles,nuts,colloquial North East

Come here and Ill kick you in the Stotts

by Chris Ord August 31, 2006

stott

To hit something off something as hard as you can

Watch me pint Dave, That bloke back there called me a dopey twat. Am gonna go take him outside an stott him off the car park

by gobshite March 5, 2005

stott

A word people use instead of saying oh my god

Some guy: oh my stott
other guy: that's fine just as long as you don't say oh my god

by a la dude March 15, 2005

Michael Stott

The slayest slayer to ever slay. The day that Slaychael Stott doesn't slay, the world will end as it can't survive without the slayness that is Slaychael

OMG MICHAEL STOTT JUST SLAYED

by Yshdu October 17, 2022