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word commenly used for shit.
"Eat stoff and die."
"Get the stoff out of your ears."
"You stoff bag"
"I have to go drop a stoff"
"If my dad finds out what we did, ill be in deep STOFF!"
stoff by Matt kelly and Aidan Kenny January 10, 2010
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A goofball that will always smile and be happy.
Someone is being a stoff right now
Stoff by Rich Jones December 15, 2020
Related Words
jerry: Hey meghan may i stoff you?
Meghan:oh yea of course.
stoff by Billy holsberry March 20, 2008
STOFF.
STOFF by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 March 5, 2021

Stoff Logic 

Thoughts or ideas that make no logical sense and often contradict themselves.
Retard: Tin cans are made of aluminum

Black Guy: Dat's some Stoff Logic right dere!
Stoff Logic by PinkiePieMLP October 7, 2012

Stoff Job 

One who is often played as a fool, like a tool. This person is an asshole about when they’re wrong, and will get unreasonably angry and defend themself, even if it’s just a joke. Basically just someone who is stupid.
Bro your so gullible you fucking stoff job.
Stoff Job by another.degree.kevin October 24, 2018

Denis stoff 

Ukrainian Vocalist, also plays guitar
Previous bands include Make Me Famous, Down & Dirty and Asking Alexandria (Also Origami in Highh School)
Denis Stoff is an angel but also an idiot
Denis stoff by QuinnGallifrey January 24, 2017
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scruples; to have manners;

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WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

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Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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