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Shut the fuck up and bench press
When people are talking you type this so they know you have to do a bench press set and if they are real gymbros they’ll stay quiet
A: what are you guys doing tomorrow?
B:eating pasta
A:do you want to come over?
C:STFUABP
STFUABP by Cas0 September 2, 2023
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STFUAJPG 

Acronym used for the phrase "Shut The Fuck Up And Just Play Games"

Originated in the forums of Destructoid.com and used during heated gaming debates, when a flame war breaks out, a whinefest occurs, or any other such nonsense as a way to get everybody back to the joy of gaming.
Dude #1: Did you see that post about the DS game child molestor's would love?
Dude #2: Yeah, and I absolutely disapproved of the comments made saying that it was a lolicon game when it clearly wasn't. As the admin for a lolicon forum I was very annoyed by those posts.
Dude #1: wtf? dude, STFUAJPG!!!
STFUAJPG by bugmenot September 24, 2008
Related Words

stfuapom 

R. Kelly: Imma catch a case
Jocelyn Savage: Stfuapom
Abbreviation, meaning 'Shut the Fuck Up and Play!!' usually used in online games where chat profanity is censored. Used when some players are annoying the crap out of you talking about nothing.
IKillzN00bz357: 'So dude, that was a nice headshot, CrossFire's so sweet, i love it, myeh crap i died again...'

Pissed Kid: 'STFUaP DUDE!!!! You SUCK!'
STFUaP by Matt-0 June 27, 2009

Stfuapma 

An acronym that stands for "Shut the fuck up and pound my ass"

Typically used after somebody has ranted about a good point to bluntly share ones feelings.
Craig: So, im just saying that microtransactions should be reserved for freemium games, except for dlc content
James: good point, but please Stfuapma
Craig: Alr
Stfuapma by TempName August 11, 2025
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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