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Statbitch
A gamer, typically after losing a match, that immediately looks up the various stats of his opponents to find out why he/she lost or something to try to make a joke about to make up for why they lost.
Lines can include,
“OMFG your K:D is shit!”
“ROFL, you main <insert character here>!”
“Your win rate on XXX is garbage!”
This person is frequently the kind of sore loser who uses the phrase, “1v1 me bro.”
Lines can include,
“OMFG your K:D is shit!”
“ROFL, you main <insert character here>!”
“Your win rate on XXX is garbage!”
This person is frequently the kind of sore loser who uses the phrase, “1v1 me bro.”
Player1: “Idgaf if you won, you got lucky! Your k:d is shit! You fucking Hanzo main!”
Player2: “Okay, call down statbitch.”
Player2: “Okay, call down statbitch.”
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Statter
Whilst quite a small hotdog, a Statter is probably the hottest hotdog that you can find.
However, it is normally made from the lowest grade meat possible, mainly from areas of a pig most decent people would consider unclean and certainly not edible. In some countries enjoying a Statter is considered a highly taboo fetish.
Most grown men can't handle the hottness of a Statter, though for those that acquire the taste it can become a self-destructive habit, often ending in life changing shame.
However, it is normally made from the lowest grade meat possible, mainly from areas of a pig most decent people would consider unclean and certainly not edible. In some countries enjoying a Statter is considered a highly taboo fetish.
Most grown men can't handle the hottness of a Statter, though for those that acquire the taste it can become a self-destructive habit, often ending in life changing shame.
"Hey Pav, do you feel like sharing a Statter?"
"No way, they're tiny, but I want my own! I love a spicy hotdog"
"No way, they're tiny, but I want my own! I love a spicy hotdog"
Statter by Spicy-Hotdog-Fiend December 9, 2012
Statti
The plural of the word 'status'. Because 'statuses', much like 'cactuses', and 'platypuses', is a ridiculous word.
"Have you seen all of the douchey statti Khalil's been posting on facebook lately?" "Yeah, what an asshole." "Oh, HE'S the asshole?" "According to his statti, yes."
This use of plurals is necessary for any word ending in the sound "ss". Viruses. Justices. Sinuses.
This use of plurals is necessary for any word ending in the sound "ss". Viruses. Justices. Sinuses.
Statti by Dr.GarbanzoBeanIII July 5, 2011
Statto
Derogatory term used to refer to a bad poker player with delusions of talent. Often a play $$$ balla found selling play chips online. Lives at home with Mommy and lurks on poker and shoe fetish forums. Destined to be a leech on society eternally and die alone.
Statto by AK-47 Y'all June 5, 2009