Statti 

The plural of the word 'status'. Because 'statuses', much like 'cactuses', and 'platypuses', is a ridiculous word.

"Have you seen all of the douchey statti Khalil's been posting on facebook lately?" "Yeah, what an asshole." "Oh, HE'S the asshole?" "According to his statti, yes."

This use of plurals is necessary for any word ending in the sound "ss". Viruses. Justices. Sinuses.

Statti by Dr.GarbanzoBeanIII July 5, 2011

Mangia E Statti Zitto 

Italian dialect for "Shut up and eat!"

Mangia E Statti Zitto!

Mangia E Statti Zitto by Teratogen September 10, 2010

Play Her Station Entertainment 

A Porn Adult Website Full of All Niches That The Whole World Loves.

The Next Big PlayBoy Company To Be Bigger Then PlayBoy or Huslter Combined.

A Porn Production Company That Produces Nothing But Smut Fucking Movies and Videos For Adults Enjoyment.

Dick (Game Controller) + Pussy (PlayStation Console) = PlayHerStationEnt (Fucking A Women Pussy While Getting Money At The Same Time.)

Play Her Station Entertainment = Play Video Bunniez Just Like Playboy Centerfold Bunnies.

Person 1: Hey Bro You Heard About Play Her Station Entertainment !!!
Person 2: Yeah Bro it's Going To Be The Next PlayBoy or Huslter Franchise Company in The Adult Biz!!!
Person 1 : Yeah Bro It Has Alot of Potential To Be A Good PlayBoy Type Gold Standard Company!! .

Play Her Station Entertainment by I.S Akbar January 17, 2019

You, Me, Gas Station 

The most fucked up fever dream you will ever have.

Person 1: Hey dude. You, Me, Gas Station?
Person 2: YOU, ME, GAS STATION. What are we getting for dinner? SUSHI OF COURSE! UH OH, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish, HORNY FISH, you know what that means! FISH ORGY! The stench draws in a bear, what are we gonna do? We're gunna fight it, bear fight, bear handed, bear... naked? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese, dance dance revolution. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? UHHH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out AGAIN, wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT which I didn't know you could do, then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN, AND UH OH! LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN! PLAHFHAAOPOAHJHASFOFAPALOAOFLAOFFALFHRHRAHROAHAHHAHRHARHAHHAHAHHAHEHAHA

You, Me, Gas Station by The Partygoers! June 19, 2021

Rehydration Station

n, the day after a long sesh when you can't drink enough cos your dehydrated.

v, a place where you can rehydrate

Jo & Jack were just off a sesh when they needed to top up their fluids after partying.

Jack: "I'm so thirsty Iv already drunk 3 cans of irn bru"

Jo: "That's cos we are at the rehydration station"

Rehydration Station by The Fairy Sesh Mother July 23, 2019

Fisting Station 

A piece of furniture built for the sole purpose of manipulating the human body into an ergonomic position to receive a human fist into the bodily orifices

I spent my birthday at the fisting station, men lined up to ream me out

Fisting Station by FuriousFist April 4, 2017

Static Cruising 

To enjoy the company of friends and peers whilst doing nothing or achieving nothing.

Can be associated with: chillin', hanging-in.

"Let's all stay in and just static cruise."
"Yeah, that sounds cool."
...
"What did you do last night?"
"Nothing much. Just some Static Cruising."

Static Cruising by Dunc-The-Hunk February 11, 2010