Statti

The plural of the word 'status'. Because 'statuses', much like 'cactuses', and 'platypuses', is a ridiculous word.

"Have you seen all of the douchey statti Khalil's been posting on facebook lately?" "Yeah, what an asshole." "Oh, HE'S the asshole?" "According to his statti, yes."

This use of plurals is necessary for any word ending in the sound "ss". Viruses. Justices. Sinuses.

by Dr.GarbanzoBeanIII July 05, 2011

statty

Sexual active girls that are under the legal age of consent.
Derived from the term "statutory rape", the legal term for sex with a minor.

hahaha. Check out those statty's over there skanking it up.

by brookside May 13, 2008

Statty Light

Alcohol fuel statutory rape. Play on the name "Natty Light"

"hey man, I'm going to a party tonight that should be pretty wild"

"Okay, but no Statty Light"

by harita October 29, 2011

Mangia E Statti Zitto

Italian dialect for "Shut up and eat!"

Mangia E Statti Zitto!

by Teratogen September 10, 2010

statty up

update your status on facebook or twitter

It's time for me to statty up so my friends know the latest.

by lauren bc January 29, 2009