SSSF

S: Shit
S: Shower
S: Shave
F: Fap

One the greatest things a man can do. Great for when you have nothing to do on a friday night, or under a lot of stress. But it is more than that, it is a way of life. It is said that God himself bestowed SSSF onto a single man to spread around the world. Sought of like the second coming of Jesus, except 1000 times better.

It's a friday night, what shall I do? I know! SSSF!

Guy 1: Dude, im under a lot of stress. What should I do?
Guy 2: Go home and have a SSSF
Guy 3: What a great idea! Why didn't I think of that?

SSSF by Nate2108 September 26, 2012

sssfrs 

An abbreviated version of "sassafras", a small deciduous tree. The only difference between this abbreviation and the common name of the tree sassafras is that the abbreviation does not contain any vowels. However, the only vowel in the word "sassafras" is the letter "a", three times, so the only letter that the abbreviation "sssfrs" truly lacks is thrice the letter "a".

"What kind of tree is that"
"its a sssfrs"
"what the heck"

sssfrs by sssfrs May 28, 2014