Semen Projected at Disgrace.
When a man ejaculates during a socially unacceptable occasion or at a time when it really is not necessary.
When a man ejaculates during a socially unacceptable occasion or at a time when it really is not necessary.
Paramedic attends to a road collision
Paramedic: "oh my god why is there semen all over this windscreen!"
Benjamin Stranglewank: "sorry but I tried to help but seen she had passed away and I SPad"
At a funeral
Rev Fingerboy: "we release this soul to heav.....fucking hell who has shot man muck all over this coffin!!"
Benjamin Stranglewank: " I apologise profusely but I really feel passionate about their passing and simply had to SPaD"
Paramedic: "oh my god why is there semen all over this windscreen!"
Benjamin Stranglewank: "sorry but I tried to help but seen she had passed away and I SPad"
At a funeral
Rev Fingerboy: "we release this soul to heav.....fucking hell who has shot man muck all over this coffin!!"
Benjamin Stranglewank: " I apologise profusely but I really feel passionate about their passing and simply had to SPaD"
by Dr Stranglewank December 02, 2020
In characteristic fashion, former Downing Street adviser Dominic Cummings – who waged a long guerrilla campaign against Mr Johnson and is reputed to be hoping for a return to Government if Mr Sunak wins the contest – has published some of the wilder claims on Twitter, writing that it would be 'very Westminster' for 'Boris to get the bullet cos of lies over sex/groping... only to be replaced by someone actually sh***ing their spad!'
by Baldyslap July 10, 2022
Signal passed at danger (SPAD), in British railway terminology, describes an event where a train has run beyond its allocated signal block without authority, as indicated by a lineside signal showing danger (typically a red light). It is a term primarily used within the British Railway Industry, although it can be applied worldwide.
by enjayhch August 29, 2009
by Spadmasterx10455 October 20, 2011
Acronym of Signal Passed At Danger: when the choo-choo train enters the tunnel of love whilst ignoring the red warning signs at the entrance.
See also red rooter.
See also red rooter.
"Well, I 'ad vis bird round ve back of KFC up against ve bins, and she was well up fer it, so in I goes, gave her wat for, got 'ome, took a slash & realised I'd SPAD-ded, ve dirty bitch!"
by Stoatman August 21, 2004
A 'sports dad'. The kind that yells at his own kids at sporting events to do better, run faster, etc. Or worse, yells at his kids' teammates or the kids on the opposing team. The male version of a spom.
by patriot1872 December 07, 2007