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Get the sports dick mug.This is when the male or female penis gets considerably shorter during the playing of sport, thought to be caused by the non-sexual adrenaline that pumps through the body during exercise.
The team: Hahaha that's tiny!
Poor lad whose trousers have just been pulled down: it's normally bigger, honest! Only that small during football, it's a sport dick!
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by nan wobbler May 28, 2012
Get the sport dick mug.The supernatural and unexplained phenomenon that, when participating in physical activity, transforms a gentleman’s “old chap” into what can only be described as a walnut whip. Often overlooked, what accompanies sport dick is an equally shrunken and mysteriously rock hard nut sack.
Rob: What a great workout! I feel totally energised after that - even if once again I’ve got sport dick!
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by BonyT November 5, 2019
Get the Sport dick mug.Early 80s style short pants which over-exentuate the male member... Worn usually by guys who think they are hot shit with the ladies, but are dealing with homosexual feelings. The wearer is usually dreadfully repulsive to members of both sexes and can only find love in the bathrooms of expressway rest stops.
Tom thought his dick shorts showed off his package, but in actuality, showed the world what a tool he was.
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