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Bulgarian Ball-Split 

The man does a handstand and spreads his legs while two foreign girls spread his balls with their mouths.
I heard Sarah and Eric gave Robert a "Bulgarian Ball-Split".
Bulgarian Ball-Split by nigganaut September 24, 2019

Balls are on Splat 

being in a situation in which one has very few options to escape a negative outcome; not being able to get out of facing something bad; being in a tight spot, trapped, or stuck
1) "I have to have my information ready in 10 minutes for the presentation, and I haven't even started yet!"
"Dude, your balls are on splat right now."

2) "There is nothing I can do about it now, my balls are on splat."

Irish spit ball 

When your fucking a girl and you finish in her vaginia, then quickly bend down and suck it all back out with your mouth.
I didn't want to have kids with Amanda so I gave her an Irish spit ball.
Irish spit ball by Mr.Meeseekes420 December 11, 2022

Splot Ball

A beach ball sized ball of slime whose contents consist of chewed up pineapple, mucky overgrown algae water from an abandoned swimming pool, cornstarch, the insides of 153,456 earthworms, the dead skin cells of a human, the tears of small child, and is used specifically for catapulting
If only we had a splot ball to catapult at these idiot drivers slowing traffic down!
Splot Ball by Goonie#1 April 11, 2019

Clag nut spit ball

To collect clag nuts and rehydrate them to use as spit balls. You usually aim for your friends mouth.
Bro I was in class and Jayden got me in the mouth with a clag nut spit ball

ball spit 

accumalation of saliva around ur balls after a sloppy blowjob
after the head i got last night i had to wash the ball spit off my nuts
ball spit by Brandon Colt Hay February 10, 2008
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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