SPLIT BALLS

MALES WHO WEAR THEIR PANTS TOO TIGHT
WHICH APPEARS TO SPLIT THEIR TESTICLES.

THAT COWBOYS PANTS ARE SO TIGHT, HE HAS SPLIT BALLS!

by milkbone2 December 9, 2008

Bulgarian Ball-Split

The man does a handstand and spreads his legs while two foreign girls spread his balls with their mouths.

I heard Sarah and Eric gave Robert a "Bulgarian Ball-Split".

by nigganaut September 24, 2019

Balls are on Splat

being in a situation in which one has very few options to escape a negative outcome; not being able to get out of facing something bad; being in a tight spot, trapped, or stuck

1) "I have to have my information ready in 10 minutes for the presentation, and I haven't even started yet!"
"Dude, your balls are on splat right now."

2) "There is nothing I can do about it now, my balls are on splat."

by Jeff "Rage Cage" Bennett January 29, 2009

Irish spit ball

When your fucking a girl and you finish in her vaginia, then quickly bend down and suck it all back out with your mouth.

I didn't want to have kids with Amanda so I gave her an Irish spit ball.

by Mr.Meeseekes420 December 11, 2022

Splot Ball

A beach ball sized ball of slime whose contents consist of chewed up pineapple, mucky overgrown algae water from an abandoned swimming pool, cornstarch, the insides of 153,456 earthworms, the dead skin cells of a human, the tears of small child, and is used specifically for catapulting

If only we had a splot ball to catapult at these idiot drivers slowing traffic down!

by Goonie#1 April 11, 2019

ball spit

accumalation of saliva around ur balls after a sloppy blowjob

after the head i got last night i had to wash the ball spit off my nuts

by Brandon Colt Hay February 10, 2008