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SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢
The act of trying to slap a turtle head back up your luscious cheeks to avoid sheer embarrassment and the
otter
humiliation that comes with
shitting your pants
. This commonly done when restrooms are
not available
.
“Bro, I was
SPANKING THE TURTLE
🐢 in
hopes
I would make it to a
bathroom
in time.”
by
Steven dickerson
June 14, 2018
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