spam castanets

Sagging vaginal lips. See also Beef Curtain.

She sure knows how to play the spam castanets.

by donkey April 15, 2004

SPAM Castanets

A Percussion instrument, of Spanish origin, comprised of specially prepared assorted meat slices worn between the thumb and four fingers.

They are mainly used in flamenco dancing and emit little to no sound when played.

Hey, I'll play the guitar, Pedro can play some Spam Castanets

by Gene! October 18, 2007

spam castanets

London based word describing the labia or 'poon lippage'. Esp. of the dangly variety.

Geez 1: Whats her cootch saying the?
Geez 2: Boy, all good, but what a pair of Spam Castanets!

by Ruthless 1 April 19, 2005

Spam castanet

slang term for vagina

I wouldn't mind banging her spam castanet

by wingedmarsupial April 5, 2011

spam castinettes

the female genitals.

"if music be the food of love......let me play your spam castinettes"

by Pax September 15, 2003

spam castinet

The hairless lips of a womans erogenous zone. Also known as the cheese burger.

"Then we hit the bedroom and I got to play a little ditty with her spam castinets!"
"Gold dude!"
"Definately quality miffin!"

by David P January 29, 2005