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SPAM Castanets 

A Percussion instrument, of Spanish origin, comprised of specially prepared assorted meat slices worn between the thumb and four fingers.

They are mainly used in flamenco dancing and emit little to no sound when played.
Hey, I'll play the guitar, Pedro can play some Spam Castanets
SPAM Castanets by Gene! October 18, 2007

spam castanets 

London based word describing the labia or 'poon lippage'. Esp. of the dangly variety.
Geez 1: Whats her cootch saying the?
Geez 2: Boy, all good, but what a pair of Spam Castanets!
spam castanets by Ruthless 1 April 19, 2005

Spam castanet 

I wouldn't mind banging her spam castanet

spam castinettes 

"if music be the food of love......let me play your spam castinettes"
spam castinettes by Pax September 15, 2003

spam castinet 

The hairless lips of a womans erogenous zone. Also known as the cheese burger.
"Then we hit the bedroom and I got to play a little ditty with her spam castinets!"
"Gold dude!"
"Definately quality miffin!"
spam castinet by David P January 29, 2005
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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