Pax's definitions

pork sword

the spam javelin, cok,nob,penis

"when i was a lad i was a cavalier amonst pork swordsmen!"

by pax September 18, 2003

whore-ora borealis

a really dull uninspired woman with no idea how to inject some fun into fucking

"she was so shit in bed that i farted and went to sleep before i came, a real whore-ora borealis

by Pax September 15, 2003

Chillum

originally a cone-like stone pipe from India with a "soap stone" in the centre of the hole to stop the weed falling thru.it ca also be made from any ceramic and is often used with a damp cloth at the mouth piece end.it has never and will never be aything to do with tinfoil, you numpty skag head tube.

" i got some tasty skunk "
" cool ,we'll put it in the chillum"

by pax September 15, 2003

dog wanking fuck stick

a composite word designed to infer that someone is lower than a snakes balls.

now Bush,there's a dog wanking fuck stick

by pax September 18, 2003

radge

1- insufferable nippy little shites that are commonly found drinking in Edinburgh's "Lothian Road" and "Rose ST".

look at that wee radge bastard, he wants twatted

by pax September 15, 2003

chuff nugget

a piece of faecal material that makes a bid for freedom whenyou far.not a "full on foloow though", just a little nugget of crap in yer kaks

"just had a fart and lordy lord i got a chuff nugget in my breaches!"

by Pax September 15, 2003

Clout

where the "pishflaps" are found

i would say she had a clout like a glove, but you can only get 5 fingers in a glove

by pax September 15, 2003