Pax's definitions

whore-ora borealis

a really dull uninspired woman with no idea how to inject some fun into fucking

"she was so shit in bed that i farted and went to sleep before i came, a real whore-ora borealis

by Pax September 15, 2003

pork sword

the spam javelin, cok,nob,penis

"when i was a lad i was a cavalier amonst pork swordsmen!"

by pax September 18, 2003

Chillum

originally a cone-like stone pipe from India with a "soap stone" in the centre of the hole to stop the weed falling thru.it ca also be made from any ceramic and is often used with a damp cloth at the mouth piece end.it has never and will never be aything to do with tinfoil, you numpty skag head tube.

" i got some tasty skunk "
" cool ,we'll put it in the chillum"

by pax September 15, 2003

NAMBLA

Forget what everyone told you, it's not the "North American Marlon Brando Look-Alikes", it's really the National Association of Marlon Brando Look Alikes. You all need to watch that episode again.

Blacks unite to join NAMBLA!

by PaX March 12, 2005

pishflaps

1-Scottish - Labia or pussy lips
2-Scottish - garbage talked by some people(mosylty in politics)

1- i went down on her and her pishflaps were tasty!
2- that fucker Blair just talks a load of pishflaps

by pax September 15, 2003

chuff nugget

a piece of faecal material that makes a bid for freedom whenyou far.not a "full on foloow though", just a little nugget of crap in yer kaks

"just had a fart and lordy lord i got a chuff nugget in my breaches!"

by Pax September 15, 2003

wanking

1- the act of spanking the monkey

can also be used very effectively with other words to get your point accross with no mistakes such as "your maws got baws yah dog wanking fuckstick"
i find this tends to work ;-)

by pax September 15, 2003