12 definitions by Pax

Chillum

originally a cone-like stone pipe from India with a "soap stone" in the centre of the hole to stop the weed falling thru.it ca also be made from any ceramic and is often used with a damp cloth at the mouth piece end.it has never and will never be aything to do with tinfoil, you numpty skag head tube.

" i got some tasty skunk "
" cool ,we'll put it in the chillum"

by Pax September 16, 2003

pork sword

the spam javelin, cok,nob,penis

"when i was a lad i was a cavalier amonst pork swordsmen!"

by Pax September 18, 2003

wanking

1- the act of spanking the monkey

can also be used very effectively with other words to get your point accross with no mistakes such as "your maws got baws yah dog wanking fuckstick"
i find this tends to work ;-)

by Pax September 15, 2003

spam castinettes

the female genitals.

"if music be the food of love......let me play your spam castinettes"

by Pax September 16, 2003

pishflaps

1-Scottish - Labia or pussy lips
2-Scottish - garbage talked by some people(mosylty in politics)

1- i went down on her and her pishflaps were tasty!
2- that fucker Blair just talks a load of pishflaps

by Pax September 15, 2003

radge

1- insufferable nippy little shites that are commonly found drinking in Edinburgh's "Lothian Road" and "Rose ST".

look at that wee radge bastard, he wants twatted

by Pax September 15, 2003

Adrian Lamo

Described by some the most controversial computer hacker this decade, Lamo surrendered to federal agents in late 2003 following a brief manhunt. He was charged with, and plead guilty to, hacking the New York Times and Microsoft.

He has since entered into a career in journalism.

"Who the heck is Adrian Lamo?"

by Pax September 14, 2004