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Sonny Bono 

Sonny Bono is a complete enigma:

A successful songwriter who didn't know anything about it.
A successful singer who couldn't sing.
A successful actor who couldn't act.
A successful politician who didn't know about politics.
Had good-looking wives and he was not.
Died from skiing cuz he wasn't a skier.
We liked him and we don't know why.
Sonny Bono was an icon of some type...
the 60s and 70s?... ya!
Sonny Bono by thedzone September 27, 2009

Sonny Bono 

The act of running oneself into a pine tree or aspen tree at high speeds while sliding down a snow covered mountain.
Dude! Did you see that guy? He did a total Sony Bono!
Sonny Bono by steve April 29, 2003

Sonny Bono 

When a woman is "skiing" (giving two guys a handjob) and then a third man smacks her in the head with his erection, hence her getting hit with wood.
Man! Zooey totally looks pissed!

What do you expect, she was at a party this weekend when a couple guys and I totally Sonny Bono'd her!
Sonny Bono by bigdaddyC2010 August 7, 2010

Sonny Bono 

"Billy was hitting the slopes hard and crashing into the trees like Sonny Bono"
Sonny Bono by Bigg11buck October 18, 2014

sonny bono 

To force yourself to stop by forceing yourself into any near by object(i.e. tree, wall, boulder.) when moveing at high speeds
-OMG Jimmy isn't slowing down going down the hill.
-What do we do?!?!
-I know. Jimmy!!! Listen to me you aren't slowing down, so your gonna have to Sonny Bono it.
sonny bono by Sebastian April 21, 2004

Sonny bono 

A common drink in palm springs generally drank before golf.

The term sonny Bono and a Caesar are interchangeable. Vodka, worchestershire sauce salt pepper and clamato juice make a sonny Bono.