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Sounds like a personal problem
John:I can't find my stuff.
You:You know what that sounds like?
John:What?
You:That sounds like a personal problem.
John:Fuck you.
John:I think I got something from that girl last night.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.
John:I hate my life.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.
You:You know what that sounds like?
John:What?
You:That sounds like a personal problem.
John:Fuck you.
John:I think I got something from that girl last night.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.
John:I hate my life.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.
Sounds like a personal problem by kevinq October 24, 2010
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Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays
Something said by obnoxiously cheerfull bastards when someone is feeling tired and/or cranky. Mondays tend to be a horrible day since it's the first day of the working week. Made famous by the movie Office Space.
Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays"?
Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.
Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.
Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays by Blomjenny December 7, 2007
Sounds like my Ex-Wife
variant of the phrase "That's what she said" that is more often, but not always, applied to non-sexual sounding phrases.
Person 1: That store really ripped me off.
Person 2: Sounds like my ex-wife.
Person 1: God that strippers vagina was loose!!
Person 2: Sounds like my ex-wife.
Person 2: Sounds like my ex-wife.
Person 1: God that strippers vagina was loose!!
Person 2: Sounds like my ex-wife.
Sounds like my Ex-Wife by Doc Roberts June 16, 2010
sounds like a plan
sounds like a plan by TheDevillSpeaks July 12, 2006
sounds legit
An internet expression used sarcastically when something is likely to either be blatantly false or poorly fabricated.
"This is US goverment. We have check for 100 US million ready to be deliver by armed escort to your location. I, as barrister, only request a legal fee of a mere $500 to process this transfer of funds." - Sounds legit
sounds legit by Dashir November 28, 2012
Sounds like my first time
An even more versatile version of "That's what she said". Used to draw attention to a non-sexual phrase that could be interpreted sexually. Can be used by both males and females to refer to a variety of situations.
"Man, I don't think it'll fit in there."
"Sounds like my first time."
"I was so sweaty aftwerwards."
"Sounds like my first time!"
"How am I supposed to put this thing on?"
"SOUNDS LIKE MY FIRST TIME!"
"So then my mom came in and spanked me."
"Sounds like my first ti- Oh."
"Sounds like my first time."
"I was so sweaty aftwerwards."
"Sounds like my first time!"
"How am I supposed to put this thing on?"
"SOUNDS LIKE MY FIRST TIME!"
"So then my mom came in and spanked me."
"Sounds like my first ti- Oh."
Sounds like my first time by Pandos February 12, 2013
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Concrete cowboy
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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