SOCT

SHITTING ON COMPANY TIME!

Matt: Hey where the fuck have you been?!

Dean: SOCT motherfucker!

Matt: Oh.

Dean: Best part of the day.

by D3VIANT December 23, 2012

soctard

A combination of 'Social' and 'Retard'. Namely referring to those who lack the ability to relate socially to others. Commonly found in the auditing and accounting communities, a 'soctard' frequently fails to appreciate that they have an unpleasant and unlikeable way of communicating.

"I want to view your purchases ledger for the month to April 15th. What do you mean you don't have it? Where is it kept? What internal procedures do you have in place to monitor who views it? None? NONE?!"

"You're a soctard."

by Warren Meech April 15, 2008

Soctha

A Faggot/Retard/Gay/Flaming Homo/Soctha.

Stop being such a Soctha.

by Jack Lee October 13, 2007

socth

“hail laaibah fr”

imma “hail laaibah fr” - socth

by SocthLover169 September 12, 2022

Soctocle

A name for a unique unit of time measurement that represents the following time periods: 30mins, 1 hour, 1:30 hours, 3 hours. When you're with a friend and you're together for a specific amount of time such as 30 mins, 1 hour, 1:30 hours or 3 hours not: 1:13 mins, 47 mins, 2:17mins.

yo man chuck the meatloaf in the oven for 2 soctocles
okay
th perfect medium of two words octopus and octacles

by deeandpee July 19, 2025

Motor Socters

It go fast! You can fold it up inside your pockets, and are cheap! Only like 2 or 3 dollars EACH! Oh, and IT GO FAST!! They are my favorite form of transportatio (:

-Did you see those Motor Socters?!
-It go fast!

by OnlyJellybean(: August 21, 2009