In other words, sitting in chair laughing my ass off. Another form of roflmao only this is used because if you are on the computer, you cannot be rolling on the floor.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.