SOAKY

porous like big fat ass alex

Alex is one soaky fat ass.

by josh eats alex October 28, 2004

soaky

Adj.---Awesome. Totally cool. Some people might also say it is "off the hook" "tight" or "sick"

Those rims are soaky!

Jon got those new Air Jordans...damn they soaky!

by brek June 29, 2005

soaky

to be aroused; turned on
feminine word for "horny"
Origin: Michigan State University

soaky horny aroused wet girls females

by MSUbabe September 20, 2013

soaky

soaky means when some thing is so clean and so tight that its impossiable

a tight pair of jordans
a out fit

by shamontay williams February 11, 2005

soaky biscuit

A sick game that male chavs play that involves sitting in a circle, (normaly in a field), around a biscuit and jacking off. The last one to cum on the biscuit eats it.

"yo Daz you wana come play soaky biscuit with us, just don't be last yh"

by PompeyGal August 15, 2007

soaky pokey bum wank

Also known as: one crease, a finger through the tissue, a rear breach, backdoor assailant, pushing the button and backdoor delight.

A common practice by the straight man to massage and finger ones rear passage while stroking the baby cannon.

Those not partaking in such delights have known to bat for the other team and play WOW. AKA R.Dixon.

Ah yeah, last night I had a takeaway and a soaky pokey bum wank. Absolute treat.

by Ben Fender September 08, 2019