so drunk

your current condition

im so drunk dude, i didnt have to drink that last shot!

by ddasdada December 27, 2011

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The mating call of the blondes

"im so drunk" (strategicly when a guy is close by)

by Monsier Pie November 6, 2003

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I'm so drunk

Sorority mating call

This sorority bitch told me "I'm so drunk", and then i fucked her

by SoCalRob November 5, 2005

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I’m so drunk I can’t even see straight

Fucking bitch shoot the gun have some fun

I’m so drunk I can’t even see straight . Right now. NOOOOO

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 26, 2020

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Yes, this is a word. It's another name for the houseleek.

"Why is there a welcome-home-husband-though-never-so-drunk on your roof?"
"What?"

by CToad7 ALT March 14, 2023

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(v) people who are broke that go out to bars anyway and wait for someone to get up from their stool so they can swig on their unsupervised drinks. They typically move from area to area so the can't be pinned down by a waitress or bartender and be discovered to be broke

My girlfriend got up from the bar to go to the bathroom when some guy tried to drink so we can drink. Little did he know that I was with her so I prevented the crime

by Sentinel408 September 9, 2009

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