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so drunk 

im so drunk dude, i didnt have to drink that last shot!
so drunk by ddasdada December 27, 2011
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im so drunk 

The mating call of the blondes
"im so drunk" (strategicly when a guy is close by)
im so drunk by Monsier Pie November 6, 2003

I'm so drunk

Sorority mating call
This sorority bitch told me "I'm so drunk", and then i fucked her
I'm so drunk by SoCalRob November 5, 2005

I’m so drunk I can’t even see straight 

Fucking bitch shoot the gun have some fun
I’m so drunk I can’t even see straight . Right now. NOOOOO

welcome-home-husband-though-never-so-drunk 

Yes, this is a word. It's another name for the houseleek.
"Why is there a welcome-home-husband-though-never-so-drunk on your roof?"
"What?"

drink so we can drink 

(v) people who are broke that go out to bars anyway and wait for someone to get up from their stool so they can swig on their unsupervised drinks. They typically move from area to area so the can't be pinned down by a waitress or bartender and be discovered to be broke
My girlfriend got up from the bar to go to the bathroom when some guy tried to drink so we can drink. Little did he know that I was with her so I prevented the crime
drink so we can drink by Sentinel408 September 9, 2009

i drink so i am... 

As a variation on the oneliner I think so I am, said by the philosopher Descartes
I hereby pose the oneliner:
I drink so I am...
If you doubt that you exist, you may conclude: I drink so I am...
i drink so i am... by Henky66 October 22, 2017
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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