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Acronym standing for "shaking my head off".

Derived from the online acronym smh (shaking my head), this phrase describes the action taken by someone who's so disappointed in an event or action, their only sensible reaction is to literally shake their head off of their own shoulders. Not to be confused with lmao (laughing my ass off), which is usually reserved for moments of hilarity.
T_Bird262: i just got back from the best concert of my life!!1
Dave2012: 4real? who u c?
T_Bird262: justin bieberzz!!
Dave2012: smho.
smho by Notsofunnymeow January 10, 2011
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SMHO pronounced like Foe is short for "Super Motherfuckin Ho" can also be used as Smho's to describe groups of multiple super hoes.
" Dang fool I saw you take that bitch to Ruby Tuesdays, don't fall in love cause you know she's a Smho!"

" Girl you're actin like a real smho right about now "

" Maybe if you didn't run with them smho's then you wouldn't get tried up all the time"
smho by King Diop July 2, 2007
Related Words
smho SMHOL SMHOE SMHOK Smhoking smhore smhow6 smhoyb smh ofc
"Shit My Heart Out" Whenever you've had a long night if drinking and your stomach just can't handle the next morning. That's when you decide to leave your bed and say
"See ya later, lads. I'm about to go SMHO"

"SMHO this morning when I woke up, last night was brutal on my tummy"
SMHO by rockontheriverbed September 5, 2011
Shaking My Head Orgasm
When you just came to some really below average shit.
Porno: Now we are gonna try a cabbage

Watcher: I can't believe I just came to a cabbage. Smho
smho by icecreamsometimesisn'tenough September 18, 2016
Shaking My Head Out Loud. A means of communicating non-verbal disapproval.
A: Olive garden is good authentic Italian food.
B: SMHOL

A:Carney folk are good honest people.
B:SMHOL
SMHOL by Notmikeperkins February 28, 2022
(Smashing My Head On Keyboard)- Something you say when someone tells an unfunny joke.
Max: Did you hear about that Mafia joke?

Cat: What mafia joke?

Max: FORGEDDA 'BOUT IT!!

Cat: HAHAHA WOW THAT WAS SO FUNNY IM SMHOK
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SMHOK by Nogu July 28, 2012
smhores are easily found. they would be guys who pretend to be pimps but really are just guy-whores. smhore stands for Slutty Man hores (minus the w, aren't people so clever?) the term was most likely made-up by femminests or girls without boyfriends, the ones who think it's stupid that girls who sleep around are sluts/whores but guys who sleep around are pimps. basically they're sleezy losers who sleep around with girls who don't know better.
"that guy's such a smhore, he fucked meliss and now he's with britt"
"wait, i thought he was with lana?"
smhore;"hey ladies"
girls;"ew" that sleezy loser is such a smhore.
smhore by kikers May 2, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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