smho

Acronym standing for "shaking my head off".

Derived from the online acronym smh (shaking my head), this phrase describes the action taken by someone who's so disappointed in an event or action, their only sensible reaction is to literally shake their head off of their own shoulders. Not to be confused with lmao (laughing my ass off), which is usually reserved for moments of hilarity.

T_Bird262: i just got back from the best concert of my life!!1
Dave2012: 4real? who u c?
T_Bird262: justin bieberzz!!
Dave2012: smho.

by Notsofunnymeow January 10, 2011

smho

SMHO pronounced like Foe is short for "Super Motherfuckin Ho" can also be used as Smho's to describe groups of multiple super hoes.

" Dang fool I saw you take that bitch to Ruby Tuesdays, don't fall in love cause you know she's a Smho!"

" Girl you're actin like a real smho right about now "

" Maybe if you didn't run with them smho's then you wouldn't get tried up all the time"

by King Diop July 2, 2007

SMHO

"Shit My Heart Out" Whenever you've had a long night if drinking and your stomach just can't handle the next morning. That's when you decide to leave your bed and say

"See ya later, lads. I'm about to go SMHO"

"SMHO this morning when I woke up, last night was brutal on my tummy"

by rockontheriverbed September 5, 2011

smho

Shaking My Head Orgasm
When you just came to some really below average shit.

Porno: Now we are gonna try a cabbage

Watcher: I can't believe I just came to a cabbage. Smho

by icecreamsometimesisn'tenough September 18, 2016

SMHOL

Shaking My Head Out Loud. A means of communicating non-verbal disapproval.

A: Olive garden is good authentic Italian food.
B: SMHOL

A:Carney folk are good honest people.
B:SMHOL

by Notmikeperkins February 28, 2022

SMHOK

(Smashing My Head On Keyboard)- Something you say when someone tells an unfunny joke.

Max: Did you hear about that Mafia joke?

Cat: What mafia joke?

Max: FORGEDDA 'BOUT IT!!

Cat: HAHAHA WOW THAT WAS SO FUNNY IM SMHOK
AHIEGKN;VS NBIE;NKZDS

by Nogu July 28, 2012

smhore

smhores are easily found. they would be guys who pretend to be pimps but really are just guy-whores. smhore stands for Slutty Man hores (minus the w, aren't people so clever?) the term was most likely made-up by femminests or girls without boyfriends, the ones who think it's stupid that girls who sleep around are sluts/whores but guys who sleep around are pimps. basically they're sleezy losers who sleep around with girls who don't know better.

"that guy's such a smhore, he fucked meliss and now he's with britt"
"wait, i thought he was with lana?"
smhore;"hey ladies"
girls;"ew" that sleezy loser is such a smhore.

by kikers May 2, 2006