smearing

Blatantly ignoring somebody on social networks by using emojis or stickers as a reply.

I've never had a full conversation with Brittany, she's always smearing! *smh*

by Ionlemonpoo September 4, 2014

Smearing

When you're smiling and tearing up at the same time.

Sabrina was so happy that we wished her a happy birthday. She was literally smearing.

by mootlik January 25, 2019

smearing out

When someone does something completely out of context and diverts the attention to themselves negatively.

yo hes smearing out right now, he just bit the bogey in half and now he is humping the floor...in front of all these chicks

by Omniscient Bystander December 15, 2010

Smearing Cookies

A term used to describe the sexual act undercover lesbians partake in behind their boyfriend’s back. When one scummy butch vagina wraps it’s creamy lips around another secret lesbians crotch flaps and with deep quiet panting produces a creamy smear similar to the filling of an Oreo cookie. Beware: these movements may produce a slight “pbbbfft” noise and may smell similar to opening a fresh jar of pickles.

“Yo have you seen Brae lately? Yeah last I heard she was sucking D for heroin and smearing cookies with that gypsy chick behind the dumpster at Circle K in Fountain Hills”

by Phil Shtick June 8, 2018

Smearing of the bride

An Ancient Greek tradition involving smearing a newlywed woman with honey, particularly in the bosom region

“That was a great wedding. I can’t wait for the smearing of the bride. Giddy up!”

by Juan1000 April 28, 2021

Smearing my shit

The action to “spread your own shit on a wall” step 1: take a big fat stinky shit on the wall
Step 2: spread
Step 3 walk away like yo shit don’t stink

Person 1: Yoo is pumping easy?
Person 2: idk I’m smearing my shit on the wall

by Pissiepiss October 28, 2022

Shit Smearing

The joyous process of shitting into one's hand or using other fecal gathering techniques to subsequently spread shit onto the body and face of people, willing or not.

The forceful shit smearing of a sultry lady was both invigorating and joyous.

by Nigerious Shitbottoms May 22, 2009