Small meat 

Meat that is small

“Gee man, thats some small meat!”

Small meat by Welcome home my dude December 6, 2018

small meat 

(n) a small male genital area, a small penis

(n) a phrase used to display your dissatisfaction towards another person, male or female.

Dude, you have such a small meat.

Chris: Do you wanna go fishing around 7 tonight?
Boomer: Nah dude, I have to go to a family dinner.
Chris: You are such a small meat!

small meat by DJ_Calli September 28, 2008

small meat 

an annoying person that everyone hates

Nobody wants rick here, he is such a small meat

small meat by johngrady June 3, 2010

Small Meat Romantic 

A man who is sexually active who is also the coherent owner of a small penis (small meat).

Also a woman/male who has a sexual encounter with a man with a small penis can be said to of had a (Small Meat Romance)

Bob; did you see lil Jerry in the shower today after football? Didn’t realise he was a small meat romantic

George; yeah only just tho, poor bloke wasn’t given much in the penis department, can’t believe his wife is so open about her small meat romance

Small Meat Romantic by Gregg Edward June 6, 2021

smallmathguy

definitely a catboy.

“Hey, you’re such a smallmathguy”
“what no i’m not a cat”

smallmathguy by Anatis August 10, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020