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small meat 

(n) a small male genital area, a small penis

(n) a phrase used to display your dissatisfaction towards another person, male or female.
Dude, you have such a small meat.

Chris: Do you wanna go fishing around 7 tonight?
Boomer: Nah dude, I have to go to a family dinner.
Chris: You are such a small meat!
small meat by DJ_Calli September 28, 2008

small meat 

Nobody wants rick here, he is such a small meat
small meat by johngrady June 3, 2010

Small Meat Romantic 

A man who is sexually active who is also the coherent owner of a small penis (small meat).

Also a woman/male who has a sexual encounter with a man with a small penis can be said to of had a (Small Meat Romance)
Bob; did you see lil Jerry in the shower today after football? Didn’t realise he was a small meat romantic

George; yeah only just tho, poor bloke wasn’t given much in the penis department, can’t believe his wife is so open about her small meat romance

smallmathguy

“Hey, you’re such a smallmathguy”
“what no i’m not a cat
smallmathguy by Anatis August 10, 2023

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026