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smackhead grey 

this is a colour to describe the grey garments worn by the generic lower class delinquent chav and NPC across the entirety of the UK.

the worst items of clothing to be this colour are: joggers, leggings, and hoodies.

if you encounter someone wearing smackhead grey joggers / leggings, let it be known that this person is devoid of all personality and probably watches love island regularly.
there are so many people at my college wearing smackhead grey - when will they develop a fashion sense? will they stay wearing 11°, nicce and gymshark?
smackhead grey by lil chigg February 20, 2020

smacks o'clock 

Smacks o'clock is an indeterminate time of the evening when one is so drunk that they willingly visit a over-crowded indie bar that plays self-proclaimed indie 'classics'. It is the time of night when one gives up any notion of going home early and of their own free-will dances like a loon to the Smiths and does the macarena to MGMT.
It is, by all accounts, a good time. But no-one can really remember it.
Drunkard 1: "Man, I am bored of Wetherspoons now, what time is it?"
Drunkard 2: "It's Smacks o'clock baby!"
Drunkard 1: "Awww yeah"
smacks o'clock by Johnny Dangeroux August 21, 2009

Smacksnicker

The sound made by sucking your lips after something that disturbs you
He made a loud smacksnicker sound after he learned the result of the el election The child replied with a smacksnicker when she was told she was grounded
Smacksnicker by Stevconack December 13, 2016

smackhead 

A smackhead is a person who is severly dependent on heroin (smack)
You dirty smackhead

smackhound 

A heroin addict/junkie.
Smack is a street name for heroin.
"Is Steve shooting up H again?"
"Yep, he's turned into a fucking smackhound."
smackhound by FudgeBrownies June 6, 2014

smackahoe 

An ancient Indian tribe closely related to Chief Big Nuts in the mountains of North Carolina. These idians perfected the art of pimpin', sex in the ass, and smacking the shit out of your bitch to make her shut the fuck up. They were true pioneers and should be celebrated once every year on National Smackahoe Day.
"Hey sweetheart, did you know I was part Indian?".... "No, what tribe".... "I'm from the Smackahoe tribe, bitch, now lean down and give me some head."
smackahoe by Stephen N April 8, 2005
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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