Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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I'm an sjw that uses twitter and I think I'm helping the world by none stop complaining and witchhunting everything and everyone. My hair looks like a cut around a bowl and then I tried to cover how bad it looks by dying it an obnoxious color
by YepyEPpyepppYEP November 06, 2020
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Social justice warrior

A person who pretends to be fighting for social justice but in reality is consumed by or a disire for.

* Moral superiority
* Validation from their peers.
* A hatred of anyone with dissenting views.
* A need to destroy or disrupt anything that wasn't build for or by people, that share their gender, race, sexuality ect.

They tend to be left wing, brainwashed to hate the "Evil White man". possibly because it's the only entity they can hate with complete moral impunity.

Ironically they are not very social, they don't fight for justice, and they are not warriors.
S.J.W - Star Wars has too many straight White men, where are all the black, disabled, trans lesbians?

Normal person - Darth Vader was Black, disabled! And he transitioned to dark side! How do you know he doesn't identify as a lesbian? You Sir/Mam are an SJW.
by JamieJoeJustice January 12, 2021
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an emotional fuck who doesn't know they're one
SJW: I'm not an SJW*cries a pool
Smart person: Yes, you are. Now grow the fuck up.
by suck_my_d33 June 28, 2021
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S- Skeleton
J- Jazz
W- Wizard
Person 1- Are you a SJW?

Person2- A skeleton jazz wizard? Hell yea
by Skeleton jazz wizard June 28, 2021
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