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The one. A person who is just OP. He will own anyone in anything.

the end
HOLY... This guy just headshotted me like 25 times in a row... This guy must be the legendary SJK... I feel so honoured...
SJK by The God... March 1, 2010
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Sorry just kidding. Mainly used when you have taken a joke to far and you want to indicate that you are sorry about this.
Person: OMG you just hurt my feelings.
You: SJK
SJK by Dragonslayer999 November 11, 2014

sjkjxxddj dfdjdn dn djccfvc vg vg gv f fcgfg c 

When you smash your fists onto your keyboard and breaking your keyboard.
"sjkjxxddj dfdjdn dn djccfvc vg vg gv f fcgfg c" Alex said as he was dying a horrible death.

totally went ████ sjksdgdjgdj 

scp momento before femur break.
he totally went ████ sjksdgdjgdj

Schrodinger's Jk

When you are both kidding, but also not at the same time. Typically when you're serious about one aspect of something but kidding about another and the two sides are too difficult to verbally differentiate.
"Your toxic ex sent me nudes."
"Lemme see....jk..."
"That's a Schrodinger's Jk and you know it."
Schrodinger's Jk by ApathyDefined December 25, 2023
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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