An ogre Lord who believes onions have layers. Fuck Farquard and his shitty bowl haircut cos Shrek is better m8. After watching Shrek you get the feeling to 'Shrek yourself or wreck yourself. Chose wisely.

'This my swamp' - wise words from our beloved Shrek

Shrek by Leeeeela November 16, 2014

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Quantum Shrek

Quantum Shrek is the most powerful being in the known universe. He only appears once every thousand years. Its said that if thought about for more than one millionth of a second, the person would instantly die of asphyxiation from Quantum Shrek’s massive metaphysical cock. He will never physically be seen in the same time and reality by anyone.

Bro 1: Bro, have you heard about Quantum Shrek?
Bro 2: Ye... *dies of instant asphyxiation*

Quantum Shrek by Dan^2 June 17, 2019

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Shrek

Our ogre overlord.

Shrek is love Shrek is life.
I wouldn't talk crap about our lord like that.

Shrek by Girly Wolfykins March 20, 2017

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Shrek and Chill

To gather with a bunch of your cronies and partake in the devils lettuce.

Hey Lucus wanna go Shrek and Chill?

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Shrek

the ultimate daddy

Shrek is daddy change my mind

Shrek by frommygreen1 November 27, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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