Shrekkism 

Shrekkism (or shrekkyism) is the name of the religion that believes/warships the one true god, Shrek. Shrekkism is about Shrek, and his battle to save the world from the evil demon, fairy god mother. We pray to Shrek, then thank the lord and eat an onion. And as always, it's not over, it is all ogre. Shrek is love, Shrek is life

-smart 🅱️🅾️ℹ: My religion is shrekkism
Dum🅱️🅰️ss: shrekkism? Wut dat is?
Smart 🅱️🅾️ℹ: omae wa mu, shinderu

Dum🅱️🅰️ss *dies*

Shrekkism by hugegay May 30, 2018

shrekism 

Shrekism is a religion revolving around the character in the 2001 animated film, called "Shrek". Its followers say things like: Cutting onions with my knife, Shrek is love Shrek is life. Shrekisim is praying to Shrek and hoping he will reward us with eternal life. Our greatest enemy is the Drek Lord Farquaad worshipers. They believe that Farquaad who tried to take Shreks wife is the true ruler. Big online battles rise on shrekchan.com about this topic, that is very sensitive to its followers.

Shrek Ogre Drek Ogrelord Onions Farquaad shrekism

shrekism by TheMightyOgrelord March 5, 2014

Shrekism 

The one and only superior religion where long ago a powerful being named shrek created the universe and about 4.3 billion years ago he created the earth but it was a giant swamp and the only life was plants and ogres and donkeys. eventually some of these ogres evolved to become what is now known as humans and the earth changed too causing swamps to be a lot less common then they used to. Some ogres stayed isolated and did not evolve. the last known ogres seen around 400 years ago but some theories suggest that they have a colony of ogres still thrive on slugs and eyeballs deep under swamps. This theory is highly supported since nobody has seen any evidence of ogre remains so they are likely hiding and waiting to return. Anybody who opposes this belief is a lord farquaad supporter and should be thrown in the lava that surrounds the dragons castle. There are many variations of shrekism but they all revolve around the belief that the all mighty shrek controls everything that exists. Some believe it is possible to summon shrek by tying a donkey to a tree in a swamp surrounded by onions and chanting “what are you doing in my swamp” over and over while playing All star by smash mouth from a CD player that was manufactured in 2001. Many people have tried this but nobody has succeeded in summoning shrek because the conditions have to be absolutely perfect and it is still very difficult.

It was very easy to convert my Christian friend into a shrekist because of how much more sense shrekism makes

Shrekism by Ur mom's shrek hentai April 21, 2019

Streekism 

The re-pronounciation of a particular band name as popularized by the late/great Toronto radio personality Martin Streek.

Nirvansquay, Kings of the Rock Stage, The Beastie Brothers, Bush formerly known as Bush X formerly known as Bush... etc. any band Martin Streek felt he needed to announce differently from the actual designated band name is a Streekism... Perhaps song titles too...

Streekism by The Jayson July 9, 2009

Shrekisode 

To watch a video and/or episode of Shrek, the fictional creature that resigns in a swamp with his friend "Donkey"

"Dude, did you catch last nights Shrekisode?"

Shrekisode by John Tron Of Lawns July 2, 2014

Shrekkie 

A title belonging to one who participates actively in the Shrek fandom, writing Shrek fanfiction, worshiping the Almighty Shrek, Shreking people in counter-strike, etc.

Derived from "Trekkie" and to a lesser extent "Furry" (see: Shreksually Active)

Dude, are you like, a Shrekkie or a Brogre?

Man, a little from column A and a little from column B.

A bishreksual, then?

Shrekkie by Timothy Brentwood August 19, 2014

Shreksmas

It’s like Christmas but with Shrek, and it’s more fun, fresh and green. People typically eat onions because they symbolize the layers of the ogres. A lot of people visit Far Far Away to remember the sacrifice that Shrek made for all of us Shrektarians.

Person 1: Omg, I’m so excited for Shreksmas this year!
Person 2: Me too!! My mom makes a mean raw onion, it’s so good!

Shreksmas by shrekismygod April 24, 2019