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A shmeaty is a little chode dick and it's probably the most pathetic thing you will ever see
Devin has a shmeaty
shmeaty by Theyoungsquire123 June 8, 2016
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Pretty damn fineeee
Damn bae, you lookin pretty damn shmeaty!
Shmeaty by Niceeeeetit October 16, 2018
Damn bae, you lookin pretty shmeaty!
Shmeaty by Niceeeeetit October 16, 2018

SHMEATY MEAT 

Meat is a tiny man who loves basketbol, he is an 2K MyPlayer and basically customised an NPC
"GET YOUR MEAT OFF ME MEAT"
"MEEEEAT"
"SHMEATY MEAT"
SHMEATY MEAT by BOLnotReal August 15, 2023

Shmeatstick 

Noun: pertaining to the word shmeat; a fat cock, one that would be considered an anomaly.
Wow, that Miles kid whipped his cock out and boy does he have quite the shmeatsick.

Holy fuck, I couldn’t even fit it in my mouth girl...he had such a fat fucking shmeatstick
Shmeatstick by Therealdman January 28, 2021

Shmeat Up 

Something you say when inviting someone to meet up to suck your meat.
Hey girl you wanna shmeat up at your grandma's house?
Shmeat Up by shmeaty bastards April 5, 2015
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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