shmeaty 

When you suck a nigga dick for free

She gave me a shmeaty

shmeaty by Embeddedairman August 11, 2016

shmeaty 

A shmeaty is a little chode dick and it's probably the most pathetic thing you will ever see

Devin has a shmeaty

shmeaty by Theyoungsquire123 June 8, 2016

Shmeaty 

Pretty damn fineeee

Damn bae, you lookin pretty damn shmeaty!

Shmeaty by Niceeeeetit October 16, 2018

Shmeaty 

When you lookin on point

Damn bae, you lookin pretty shmeaty!

Shmeaty by Niceeeeetit October 16, 2018

SHMEATY MEAT 

Meat is a tiny man who loves basketbol, he is an 2K MyPlayer and basically customised an NPC

"GET YOUR MEAT OFF ME MEAT"
"MEEEEAT"
"SHMEATY MEAT"

SHMEATY MEAT by BOLnotReal August 15, 2023

Shmeatstick 

Noun: pertaining to the word shmeat; a fat cock, one that would be considered an anomaly.

Wow, that Miles kid whipped his cock out and boy does he have quite the shmeatsick.

Holy fuck, I couldn’t even fit it in my mouth girl...he had such a fat fucking shmeatstick

Shmeatstick by Therealdman January 28, 2021

Shmeat Up 

Something you say when inviting someone to meet up to suck your meat.

Hey girl you wanna shmeat up at your grandma's house?

Shmeat Up by shmeaty bastards April 5, 2015