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Shittiest 

The superlative form of 'shitty', which in return is the adjective of the noun 'shit'.

Used to describe a place, person, object or situation that is so incredibly shitty, inferior, unpleasant, unfavorable, unfortunate, vulgar, despicable, anger-inducing, and/or mentally exhausting beyond any recognition.
The YouTube comments is the shittiest place you could ever be.

I just had the most shittiest day ever.

I can't believe the word 'shittiest' has almost no definitions in the UD.
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shittiest 

.adj - The epitome of being "The Shit". The pinnacle of awesomeness. The opposite of retardism.
You're the shit if you can pop a wheelie on your motorcycle. You're the shittiest if you can do a stoppie with a supermodel riding bitch.

Bill: Dude! I'm the shit!

Ted: No dude, that guy is the shittiest! Oh damn, how does she do that with her helmet on?
shittiest by Smiley1eye March 11, 2008

shittiest musician ever 

A shitty musician new to the interweb trying to make his tea bag records less of a failure by hiding the truth from urban dictionary

skillless asshat musik
Rather than improve his craft the shittiest musician ever blames everyone else then scours the internet to find critical reviews and bitch at them

shittiest musicians ever 

A shitty musician new to the interweb trying to make his tea bag records less of a failure by hiding the truth from urban dictionary

skillless asshat musik
Rather than improve his craft the shittiest musicians ever blames everyone else then scours the internet to find critical reviews and bitch at them

shittiest bitch 

someone who is very stank and shitty. they shit all the time, have a shitty attitude, or they jus look shitty.
Look at Teddy , he's a shittiest bitch.
shittiest bitch by 38hot June 26, 2017

St.Cloud Shittiest

A Facebook group full of grown adults bashing and bullying each other for various reason. Doesn’t matter if you save a kitten, record a fight, flip a car, donate money, wear a Speedo, or wear a Superman cape. They will find a reason to disagree with your post and bash/bully you personally. Most of them are addicts/methheads themselves, sadly but choose to bash addicts and homeless of the surrounding area. Also a very racist/prejudice bunch. Seeing the names and professions of the group members, is horribly sad. Doctors, nurses, police officers, mental health providers, and homeless outreach members. These are members of the community you see every day when you leave your home. Talking about those you treat, those that keep you employed, those you are supposed to be helping.

To the spoon sniffers, glass blowers, and racists… if “Only god can judge you”, why do you do what you do? Say what you say?

If you don’t believe in that.. You all have family members, kids, people in your life that are effected by addictions, homelessness, and mental illness.. or might one day. Sad to see a community hurt each other like this for “fun.” It is not the people of this community you photograph that are shitty, it is those in this group that are…
Person 1: “They have their phone out recording someone dying!?”
Person 2: “They must be a member of “St.Cloud Shittiest”

Person 1: “There’s that Superman and speedo guy again”
Person 2: “oh yeah they are the leaders of that St.Cloud Shittiest group”
St.Cloud Shittiest by GetHit June 9, 2021

America's Shittiest 

Milwaukee's Best. Beer usually drunken by underage teens who can't afford anything else.
15 yo: Hey lets get some Milwaukee's Best for tonight.

Other 15 yo: Nah. It might be Milwaukee's Best, but it's America's Shittiest. Let's get Natty Lite.
America's Shittiest by part irishman September 19, 2009
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