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shit sex 

Slang for anal sex.
That boy just had shit sex with his boyfriend. You can tell from his enlarged sphincter.
shit sex by Melin168 November 1, 2010
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shit sex 

What bisexuals do after too much rum.
That faggot Nic Hendricks had shit sex with a dog.
shit sex by butt battalion boy October 29, 2007

dirty oreo shit sex 

when two black men fuck a white girl and the girl shit on the mens dick
i had dirty oreo shit sex
dirty oreo shit sex by sussy bals February 7, 2022

sex shit 

When you have a shit, wipe, and there is nothing on the toilet paper. This represent ideal rectal conditions to receive anal sex in the most sanitary fashion.
Yes I had a sex shit now I can get pounded real good without making a mess
sex shit by James Bo August 13, 2008

sex shit 

During anal sex, when the person pulls out of the ass and immediately the person receiving the cock has a shit all over the place. This usually is the end result of a serious pounding...where you literally fuck the shit out of him.
Man, i was fucking Nick and when I pulled out he totally has a sex shit all over my sheets
sex shit by James Bo August 14, 2008

Shit Ourselves Sex (SOS) 

When you cum so hard you shit yourself or feel like you might have shit yourself.
Tony and I ended our date with some real good shit ourselves sex (SOS).

shit fart butt sex 

when you are having sex and you and your partner are shitting and farting into each others anus.
guess what dude me and Stacy did a shit fart butt sex
shit fart butt sex by yoyungsu123 February 3, 2022
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