SHIT BLASTER
SHIT BLASTER by weave March 27, 2003
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It's when you keep a gun in the glove compartment and it randomly goes off and shoots your cock off!!
Nigger shit kkk blaster by Jack nigha12 November 25, 2020
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Blaster Shit
John 'I had a massive blaster shit this morning'.
Bob 'What's the hell is that ?'
John 'A massive combination of gas and shit, came out like a shotgun going off'. 'The toilet bowl and my arse was covered in shit'.
Bob 'Lots of toilet paper then ?'
John 'Oh yes, at least one roll !'.
Bob 'What's the hell is that ?'
John 'A massive combination of gas and shit, came out like a shotgun going off'. 'The toilet bowl and my arse was covered in shit'.
Bob 'Lots of toilet paper then ?'
John 'Oh yes, at least one roll !'.
Blaster Shit by Crazy49 February 27, 2019
shit blister
Shit Blister (verb)
A perverse and often misunderstood act of sexual deviancy - When a consenting couple plan to copulate in the near future, they prepare for the act of intercourse by passing faeces into a condom. Once safely inside the condom, the faecal matter is drawn into a needleless syringe. Replacing the needle, the stool is injected into the epidermis and left for three days. Once the faecal matter has caused a minor infection, and the blister is deemed 'ripe', the lovers are ready. Copulating in the position commonly known as "doggy-style" when one partner reaches climax, he/she bites into the "shitblister", orgasming while his/her mouth is filled with their own faeces and a substantial quantity of puss from their lover's body's attempt at dealing with the infection. Best not tried without prior experience, not, repeat, not for amateurs.
A perverse and often misunderstood act of sexual deviancy - When a consenting couple plan to copulate in the near future, they prepare for the act of intercourse by passing faeces into a condom. Once safely inside the condom, the faecal matter is drawn into a needleless syringe. Replacing the needle, the stool is injected into the epidermis and left for three days. Once the faecal matter has caused a minor infection, and the blister is deemed 'ripe', the lovers are ready. Copulating in the position commonly known as "doggy-style" when one partner reaches climax, he/she bites into the "shitblister", orgasming while his/her mouth is filled with their own faeces and a substantial quantity of puss from their lover's body's attempt at dealing with the infection. Best not tried without prior experience, not, repeat, not for amateurs.
shit blister by Mr.Blister October 8, 2007
shit-blistering
You inject your lover's feces under your skin and wait untill it festers and blisters; Then you rip the blisters open with your teeth, and lick up the festering shit.
shit-blistering by Jeremy July 11, 2003
shit blister
When two pole smokers are having rigorous butt action, and one slab of man meat slips out creating too much fag friction. Thus, the burning and blistering of the head or shaft of the pitcher's tool.
When Kertinian was ass mauling T-Meth, the numerous rolls of ass fat caused Kertinian to slip out and he recieved a 2nd degree shit blister on his man dart.
shit blister by T-Meth the Palmer June 30, 2003
Shit Blister
A particularly noxious form of anal wart, caused by the painful excretion of a bristled, scaborous bowel movement.
Shit Blister by Larry Sanders December 7, 2004