Definitions by Crazy49

Ubering Children 

Ubering the children to and from their destinations by personally driving them when requested.

I've got to do some ubering today as the children need their 'chauffeur' to take them here, there and everywhere. I'll be ubering children all day.

Ubering Children by Crazy49 February 29, 2020

Christ Drive

A Christ Drive occurs when while driving on a summer's evening in say, Brighton, a passenger shouts 'Christ', while passing any number of extremely attractive girls walking by. Thus it's a Christ Drive.

Three Guys are cruising a busy seaside town on a hot Saturday night.

Dave ' Christ, look at that' (while the car is passing by a very attractive girl who is walking by).

Jon 'Where?'

Col (driver) 'By that bus stop back there on your left'.

Jon 'Christ she's a bang'.

*several similar passes later*

Col 'Another successful Christ Drive guys'.

Christ Drive by Crazy49 March 26, 2019

OAP 

Over Active Prick

Bob 'I saw Jon last night. He's been fucking around again.'
Jim 'He's always at it. He must have an OAP.'
Bob 'A what.'
Jim 'An over active prick.'

OAP by Crazy49 March 24, 2019

SOG 

So Obviously Gay .

Jimmy 'Did you see him at the party ? Strutting his stuff, the hair, medallions, clothes, movements....he's a SOG.'

Philip ' A SOG, WTF !'

Jimmy 'He's so obviously gay'.

SOG by Crazy49 March 8, 2019

FOAL 

Fuck Of A Lifetime

John 'That girl last night was fantastic in bed! '

Ben 'Really, how good was that? '

John 'The best I've ever had, a FOAL!'

Ben ' FOAL ?'

John ' Yes a fuck of a lifetime. Nothing to do with horses. Anything better would be a SUPERFOAL! '

FOAL by Crazy49 March 2, 2019

Blaster Shit

A shit that is accompanied by a large amount of gas under pressure.

John 'I had a massive blaster shit this morning'.

Bob 'What's the hell is that ?'

John 'A massive combination of gas and shit, came out like a shotgun going off'. 'The toilet bowl and my arse was covered in shit'.

Bob 'Lots of toilet paper then ?'

John 'Oh yes, at least one roll !'.

Blaster Shit by Crazy49 February 27, 2019

TABWOT 

time waste total

I conducted an audit interview. The auditee hadn't a clue about the system they administered. The whole process was a TABWOT.

TABWOT by Crazy49 February 26, 2019