Shimits

To be so sick that you simultaneously vomit and shit. Normally takes place while sitting on a toilet with your head in a bucket/trashcan.

Man, I had that virus that's been going around, I had the Shimits all weekend

by W L H June 24, 2006

shimitting

simultaneous rapid anal feacal evacuation and violent oral ejection of stomach contents.

Dear Sir, I cannot come into work today as i have been shimitting all night. I think i ate a dodgy kebab after all those pints

by bruxia November 2, 2010

Shimit

A combination of shit and vomit.

I couldn't use the men's room because it was covered in shimit.

by lpva May 5, 2010

shimit

A person on the internet to which you can not tell their gender. Are they a He, She or It?

Comprox, Icy, Shaggy and Hayaat are SHIMITS

by NiM July 20, 2003

shimit

when someone's so ugly u can't tell if they're a boy or a girl...

damn i couldn't tell what that shimit was.... cuz it looked like yo mama!!!

by noelle biatch July 4, 2004

Shomits

The definition of the word Shomits is taking a shit and vomiting at the same time.

He woke up 7:30 am Sunday morning after drinking a lot Saturday night. He started to take a shit and in the middle had to vomit, immediately following he continued shitting. Now that is what I call a serious case of the Shomits.

by Mackinaw June 10, 2013

shimishangas

A family friendly alternative for "shit"

"You piece of shimishangas"

by VinnyDeli August 12, 2022