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V. Means whatever, or a different way of spelling shit.
Usually used by southern white boys.
AWWW SHEAT...
Sheat, you dont know nuthin.
That's my sheat your messing with.
sheat by Lc269 July 27, 2008
Words you can keep
When you simultaneously need to shit and eat and can't decide which one to do first.
I needed to sheat so fucking bad on Passover that I just ended up eating Matzos in the bathroom.

Cata constantly needed to fucking Sheat and didn't get much cleaning done.
Sheat by Liberal Joe April 29, 2019
verb:
to sheat;
or sheating;

this occurs when you are eating but have to take a shit at the same time. shit + eat = sheat. this generally doesn't feel very good.
"dude, i was out to dinner with my girlfriend last night and i was sheating the whole time!"
sheat by friskypingu August 25, 2008
mix between a cheat and a shit
that sheat stole my answer
sheat by RDAWGG October 11, 2008
Shit heat. When you or someone else takes a shit so wretched that the smell of it changes the temperature in the room.
"Dude next to me was taking a dump so wrank that I could feel the sheat."
Sheat by TurdBurglar52 February 25, 2022

Sheat Shmear

The fecal stained portion of the back part of a toilet seat, usually a trapezoidal imprint from the butt crack of an obese person. The physics of how feces travels up the crack is best left a mystery...
I went to use the rest room and was forced to try a stall on another floor to avoid cleaning the 'sheat shmear' from the toilet.
Sheat Shmear by Elisecruz May 1, 2010

If you don’t have a seat at the table; you ARE the menu. 

If you dont have a seat at the table; you ARE the menu — the American political reality that proves REPRESENTATION MATTERS!!!!

Another version of this saying is “If you don’t have a seat at the table; then you are on the menu.” Meaning: there are a lot of people who are going to get rights, privileges, and tax cuts at the expense of front line workers and people living on the margins.

This is most easily seen in areas where both gerrymandering and redistricting are used to disenfranchise minority voters.

Another area where this is seen is in the backlash against a woman’s right to choose. As of September 9th 2023, the young women coming of age in my family have fewer reproductive and healthcare options than did the generation that crossed into womanhood ahead of them.

Representation Matters and if you don’t have a seat at the table you are on the menu; indeed, if you don’t have a seat at the table you ARE the menu!
Representation matters: If you don’t have a seat at the table; you ARE the menu.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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