SEXY PED0PHILE

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when anyone shows you their ASS CRACK you know who is NEARBY.

Hey hey nearby you got a SEXY PED0PHILE dancing their ASS around saying , "COME AND GET IT" as just give me that sign KATHY or RUTH and we got a date at my HOME DEPOT as SELENA knows how to get to get the bullys to GO AWAY as ANAL ALAN can give them a real ADAM'S FAMILY scare as being the POINT MAN as this EGOMANIAC knows how to make a POINT FAST with his ASS CRACK with that golden audience and just think this thing started with a BLOWER AND AND A SHIT ASSISTANT for real as the smell is DREAMY thanks to the top of the STACKS record inside that TARGET CANNISTER of salted caramel truffle as you can say , "THIS SHIT IS ENVIRONMENTALLY PLEASING".

SEXY PED0PHILE by DIT KOMON ASSH0LE June 2, 2022

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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