SCP-3000
Its a long fucking water snake that eats people. It also fucks with people's heads until they take suicide. Also it's about 300 kilometres long.
SCP-3000 by Jag gillar balle May 3, 2020
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scp 3000
A really long and scary eel that mind controls people and eats them. It also squirts out forgetting slime after eating people which is kind of useful I guess. Oh and it's also about 900 kilometres long which just happens to be about as long as my di-
"on the edge of the nothingness, inches from oblivion. There's a… there's a sickness in my mind that I know can't be cured. Beyond me is only blackness, and a single pair of dark eyes. Silence, only silence, my consciousness coming undone and only and only and only, and only the eel remains." -Some stupid diver that saw scp 3000
scp 3000 by ass_dermatologist June 26, 2021
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