ass_dermatologist's definitions

Pong

The art form of flicking a man's right or left testicle in such a way that it collides with the other/opposite testicle.

"Ayo, you tried that cock and ball torture stuff?"
"fuck that shit I play pong."

by ass_dermatologist June 26, 2021

scp 3000

A really long and scary eel that mind controls people and eats them. It also squirts out forgetting slime after eating people which is kind of useful I guess. Oh and it's also about 900 kilometres long which just happens to be about as long as my di-

"on the edge of the nothingness, inches from oblivion. There's a… there's a sickness in my mind that I know can't be cured. Beyond me is only blackness, and a single pair of dark eyes. Silence, only silence, my consciousness coming undone and only and only and only, and only the eel remains." -Some stupid diver that saw scp 3000

by ass_dermatologist June 26, 2021