SCHOLARAGE

A general dislike and contempt for students and indeed any individual who appears to commit any period of time to any dicipline linked to learning, improvement through education and study.

My scholarage is primarily directed towards the joyless slack faced media students of 4B

SCHOLARAGE by zebraboy777 September 9, 2010

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Scholarbate

The act of masturbation for study related purposes. Also known as "studybate."

"Man, I really need to scholarbate, otherwise I don't know if I'm going to be able to get this paper done."

Scholarbate by Head Fones May 10, 2009

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Schblargen

brought about with reference to how the german language sounds, schprechen(german) - schblargen (made up). schprechen is speak in german (or similar).
Schblargen can be used in exclamation; when a word you're thinking of cannot be found; just to scream at someone because it's pure nonsense; or in question form. Any will do, really. Whatever you think fits, probably does.

Alex exclaimed "schblargen!" and the rest of the group giggled .

"omg! what the schblargen?!?!"

Schblargen by jmodabando May 5, 2006

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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