SBITS 

Stupid Bitch Is Too Smart - when a female is too smart and figures out your most likely wheeling her or something along those lines.

Its used mid convo, often to replace "fml", as the woman in question is catching on to your plan and you realize it.

Man - Wanna do something?
Woman - Yes Id love that! But don't you have a girlfriend?
Man - SBITS

Woman - what?

SBITS by Twister60 July 19, 2010

She Shits Too 

No matter how many times a guy gets shot down by a pretty girl with or without an attitude, buddy, She Shits Too.

Barry came back dejected after asking Hot Kate out. Don't worry guy "She Shits Too."

She Shits Too by will bitten February 10, 2017

syrup shits 

When u sippin syrup/sizzurp and the next day you have hella bad shits (constipated/diarrhea) sometimes bouth

Bruh i poed up a 4 yesterday and now i got the syrup shits

syrup shits by Dasyrup June 8, 2016

Buffalo Wild Shits

The inevitable uphill battle you wage against a toilet after eating a large meal at Buffalo Wild Wings. Occurs within 24 hours after eating large amounts of wings and involves loud farts and explosive chicken wing shaped diarrhea.

Joe: "Almost missed my train into the city just now cause I got struck with a brutal, ass-tearing round 2 of the Buffalo Wild Shits. No Sunday picnic, let me tell ya"."

John: "No kidding, I got them on the way to work this morning. Had to book it to a stall and the Buffalo Wild Shits made my bottom burn like mango habañero.

Buffalo Wild Shits by a-Dawwwwwg December 12, 2011

Jalapeno Shits 

A more severe form of Jalapeno shit, the Jalapeno Shits are horrifically painful, burning diarrhoea that sticks to you like napalm and burns like the fires of Hell, they are the result of an over-indulgence of Mexican food, the worst attack is often the first time one consumes a copious amount of Jalapenos, symptoms of the Jalapeno Shits include:

*Not wanting to go more than a few yards from the loo
*Frequent, painful shit attacks
*Napalm-like burning diarrhoea, full of undigested Capsaicin and Jalapeno skins/seeds
*Frequent baths/showers in attack to wash the Lava-like crap from your sensitive pain receptors
*Groaning and/or weeping eyes
*Bad stomach upset
*Cursing whatever manner of cruel God decided to give a man's arse Capsaicin receptors

The only real remedy for the Jalapeno Shits is too take anti=indigestion medicine and ride it out, as well as washing your arse after each movement to give you comfort, the Capsaicin will pass, but you're in for one painful ride!

Person 1: Do you want to come out?
Person 2: No, sorry, I have the Jalapeno Shits, too much Mexican food last night, I'm in agony!

Jalapeno Shits by Wardie1993 November 30, 2016

Shopping Shits 

A rush of adreneline causing the overwhelming and immediate urge to have a bowel movement upon entering a store where everything you see you think you MUST have.

Vicki: " Hey Valerie, wanna go to the mall? Nordie's is having their Half Yearly Sale AND I have a 20% off coupon!

Valerie: " Hell yeah, Im in! I saw the sale add today......Im soooo excited! Hope they have a clean bathroom 'cause I feel a case of the shopping shits coming on!"

Shopping Shits by cheer1 October 16, 2012

Pizza Hut Shits 

The Day after eating Pizza Hut you get the shits all day. And the grease in your shit smells like Pizza hut.

I got the Fuckin Pizza Hut Shits .... Again. Give me a new pair of underwear!

Pizza Hut Shits by THUNDERLIPS13 December 3, 2010