S. TOM
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tom's small dick by 69dicklove69 June 18, 2014
Tom's Mom
A very outgoing mother who has already slept with most of the people that Tom is associated with.. and most of the town for that matter.
Tom's mom can be put into any sloganizer to get some pretty funny results such as "It's Quick, It's Easy, It's Tom's Mom"
Tom's mom can be used as a come-back to any person named Tom, and usually is a hit with the crowd. The phrase is rapidly becoming a popular thing to say even in conversations that dont involve anyone named Tom.
Tom's mom can be put into any sloganizer to get some pretty funny results such as "It's Quick, It's Easy, It's Tom's Mom"
Tom's mom can be used as a come-back to any person named Tom, and usually is a hit with the crowd. The phrase is rapidly becoming a popular thing to say even in conversations that dont involve anyone named Tom.
Tom's Mom by Rick A. Rolla October 3, 2008
tom's in town
Time Of the Month.
It's a difficult thing to understand girl talk.
You're getting there. Just don't piss her off.
It's a difficult thing to understand girl talk.
You're getting there. Just don't piss her off.
Andrew: damn why are u in a such a fucking bad mood today!
Sara: Didn't you hear asshole? Tom's in town!
Sara: Didn't you hear asshole? Tom's in town!
tom's in town by Karenlovestigers February 18, 2009
Tom Clancy's Penis
Tom Clancy's male organ that he has doubtlessly outfitted with infered crosshairs, and night vision goggles.
Conversation between two hookers:
"I had to give Tom Clancy's Penis a blow yesterday."
"How was it?"
"Fucking difficult! He's so obsessed with gun add-ons that I thought his cock would blow my head off!"
"I had to give Tom Clancy's Penis a blow yesterday."
"How was it?"
"Fucking difficult! He's so obsessed with gun add-ons that I thought his cock would blow my head off!"
Tom Clancy's Penis by I swear to drunk, I'm not God! October 25, 2006