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S- job
When a woman (or man) gives oral to another man using their teeth.
or when a man (or woman) gives oral to another woman with their teeth, chomping on the lips...
Pulling, grinding or chomping like a shark (thus the "S" is used.
"My girl is such a freak, when i go down on her, she makes me use my teeth, to give her an s- job..."
S- job by twiggy eksfaur December 9, 2008
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shoemaker's job
A poorly done job characterized by careless, half assed workmanship, and just downright incorrect use of materials. Commonly used in reference to plumbing work and frequently cited by professional plumbers evaluating work that has been done by somebody else.
shoemaker's job by dertysanchezz December 28, 2011
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Gentlemen's Job by Sentneced2LIFE November 21, 2016
Schrödinger's Job
An employer announces that there will be layoffs, and staff will learn who is affected at some undefined point in the future, leaving them simultaneously employed and unemployed indefinitely.
"Budget cuts announced. I have Schrödinger's Job until my employer reports who is getting laid off."
Schrödinger's Job by Eloteloca July 2, 2023
hoe's job
To be there when he/she gets bored or wants something sexual. They can't get upset when he/she has other hoes.
hoe's job by Adam Schneider February 9, 2019
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