S- job

Soap job
Hand job made with soap, when out of lotion.

My girl is always out of lotion so she gave me S- job

by atthirari January 4, 2016

S- job

When a woman (or man) gives oral to another man using their teeth.

or when a man (or woman) gives oral to another woman with their teeth, chomping on the lips...

Pulling, grinding or chomping like a shark (thus the "S" is used.

"My girl is such a freak, when i go down on her, she makes me use my teeth, to give her an s- job..."

by twiggy eksfaur December 9, 2008

shoemaker's job

A poorly done job characterized by careless, half assed workmanship, and just downright incorrect use of materials. Commonly used in reference to plumbing work and frequently cited by professional plumbers evaluating work that has been done by somebody else.

Bill sure did a shoemaker's job when he put that hot water heater in.

by dertysanchezz December 28, 2011

Gentlemen's Job

A shot of Gentleman Jack while getting a blow job while wearing a bow tie

Lisa gave me a Gentlemen's Job after the black tie gala last night.

by Sentneced2LIFE November 21, 2016

Schrödinger's Job

An employer announces that there will be layoffs, and staff will learn who is affected at some undefined point in the future, leaving them simultaneously employed and unemployed indefinitely.

"Budget cuts announced. I have Schrödinger's Job until my employer reports who is getting laid off."

by Eloteloca July 2, 2023

hoe's job

To be there when he/she gets bored or wants something sexual. They can't get upset when he/she has other hoes.

He not doing a hoe's job.

by Adam Schneider February 9, 2019

Job's on

The working class man's proclamation of an imminent sexual encounter.

So, that bird you've been tuning all night, you gonna fuck her or what?

Yeah man, job's on.

by Kenbat May 20, 2011