Sātva

This one doesn’t pollute the very land which the divine had promised to protect!

100% pure. 100% sacred. 100% organic. 100% Sātva!

Oh man, let’s #EmbraceTheSātva!

by Sātva November 25, 2021

Bony Satva

A person who tries to gain lovers under the guise of mysticism or spirituality.

Dude ain't no healer; he's just a bony satva. Lock down your zipper.

by The Wendolyne January 4, 2020

Damon Salvatore

A sexy sociopathic man in a leather jacket, who loves bourbon and can make pancakes.

I was at the bar yesterday and I saw a crazy hot guy but he was totally a Damon Salvatore.

by lovleyorange November 8, 2014

salvatoresexual

When your deeply in love with only Stefan and Damon Salvatore, and would gladly have them choke you

Someone: what’s your sexuality?

Me: oh, I’m salvatoresexual

by Salvatoresimp January 4, 2021

sarvani

an adjective used to describe an unusually and startlingly beautiful woman.

Did you see her? God, she was so sarvani!

by Morgan Elizabeth December 14, 2008

Salvation Mill

A church that takes advantage of visitors and newcomers by providing them with a cathartic emotional experience only to manipulate them into volunteering services and money. Most of them become disillusioned and leave the church, but by then the church's leadership is already working on the next batch of suckers.

Person #1: I just joined a new church, I get to help out there all the time. The pastor gave me a free book on how to manage my money.
Person #2: They just want to take your money and have you work for them for free. That place is total salvation mill.

by LuridHope October 5, 2013

Salvation Fap

When you are horny and think about engaging in an extremely sinful, degenerate sexual act, so you have a fap to avoid committing a worse sin than "just" fapping

Yesterday, I suddenly had the horny urge to engage in bestiality while having a large sausage shoved in my ass, so I did a Salvation Fap for damage control.

"May I ask, what sins did you confess at church yesterday?"
"Well, I had a short shower wank, to avoid going to the whorehouse again"
"Oh, so you had a Salvation Fap?"

by Sir Asbestos July 29, 2022