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runway dare
When a person sneaks onto a runway at an airport & lays down so the plane will go over them at a Very Close range.
runway dare by Starchylde May 25, 2016
TP Runway
A term for the preemptive placement of toilet paper from the pubis to the chest to catch one's ejaculum while masturbating.
Project Runway
A reality show on Bravo produced by german lingerie model Heidi Klum.
The show starts off with 16 aspiring designers. Each episode they are given challenges. With minimal time to design and assemble a garment, thye must then fit their pieces to their assigned model and participate in a weekly runway show. The designer with the worst outfit/lowest score is "auf'd".
The final 3 contestants present at Olympus Fasion Week.
There is almost always drama, usually a designer being a douche to the rest, or a designer having a meltdown.
Many contestants are openly homosexual men.
Pretty much one of the best shows currently on TV.
The show starts off with 16 aspiring designers. Each episode they are given challenges. With minimal time to design and assemble a garment, thye must then fit their pieces to their assigned model and participate in a weekly runway show. The designer with the worst outfit/lowest score is "auf'd".
The final 3 contestants present at Olympus Fasion Week.
There is almost always drama, usually a designer being a douche to the rest, or a designer having a meltdown.
Many contestants are openly homosexual men.
Pretty much one of the best shows currently on TV.
"Dude, did you catch Project Runway last night?"
"Diva, what the hell was with Vincent's design?"
"That poor model. That was the fuglyiest hat i've ever seen."
"Heidi looks really pregant"
"yeah man."
"let's go watch"
"k".
"Diva, what the hell was with Vincent's design?"
"That poor model. That was the fuglyiest hat i've ever seen."
"Heidi looks really pregant"
"yeah man."
"let's go watch"
"k".
Project Runway by lesharkattaque July 16, 2006
runwank
In its simplest terms, the act of a tommy tank while the subject is simultaneously running.
Whilst seemingly simple, the true execution of this feat has become a furiously debated subject in circles of dedicated practitioners of the art. It is believed that the study that led to Werner Heisenberg's Principle of Uncertainty was inspired by his consideration of this question.
The reason for the surrounding controversy is not the question of whether either of the feats are possible, but whether they are in fact truly simultaneously possible.
The successful achievement of a running wank involves the performance of the act in its entirety, to its culmination, i.e. from inception of wood, through the vinegar phase, and to the documentable release of sex wee, while continuing the running motion throughout. Herein lies the debate - it is believed by many that this is in fact impossible, as it is argued that successful completion of the former must lead to an involuntary buckling of the knees, and therefore voiding the condition of continued running.
To date, despite claims from either camp, including various unconfirmed reports of the act being witnessed, no satisfactory answer has been provided. Several great minds throughout history, such as Erwin Schrödinger whose famous quantum expirement was inspired by the question of determining whether the achievement of spaffage, regardless of any ensuing fall can be said to have actually occurred whilst in locomotion - the runwanker is at this moment in time in the undeterminable quantum state of both running and falling.
Whilst seemingly simple, the true execution of this feat has become a furiously debated subject in circles of dedicated practitioners of the art. It is believed that the study that led to Werner Heisenberg's Principle of Uncertainty was inspired by his consideration of this question.
The reason for the surrounding controversy is not the question of whether either of the feats are possible, but whether they are in fact truly simultaneously possible.
The successful achievement of a running wank involves the performance of the act in its entirety, to its culmination, i.e. from inception of wood, through the vinegar phase, and to the documentable release of sex wee, while continuing the running motion throughout. Herein lies the debate - it is believed by many that this is in fact impossible, as it is argued that successful completion of the former must lead to an involuntary buckling of the knees, and therefore voiding the condition of continued running.
To date, despite claims from either camp, including various unconfirmed reports of the act being witnessed, no satisfactory answer has been provided. Several great minds throughout history, such as Erwin Schrödinger whose famous quantum expirement was inspired by the question of determining whether the achievement of spaffage, regardless of any ensuing fall can be said to have actually occurred whilst in locomotion - the runwanker is at this moment in time in the undeterminable quantum state of both running and falling.
runwank by Unanswered Questions of Humanity May 10, 2006
Ruwat
The abbreviation or code for Are you wearing a thong. Used to cover up the meaning in front of parents or ear hustlers. Can also be used to ask women to elecit an unknown response by perverts who can use it for some fireman time.
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026