Rusty Nelson 

The act of shitting on somebodys head and giving them a noogie

I met this girl last night and she begged me to give her a rusty nelson

Rusty Nelson by Herropeopls March 17, 2020

Rusty Nelson 

Sort of like the "Full Nelson", but instead of the person applying it around an opponites arms and head it's appyied to a person's legs and penis. Unfortunately it is impossible to apply to a woman.

It was worth getting shit on my face because I won the match with the Rusty Nelson.

Rusty Nelson by TnAMan January 30, 2019

Rusty Nelson 

Named after the 17th president of The Church Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormons), Russell M. Nelson.

To get someone in a full Nelson chokehold, then fuck them in the ass, traditionally without lube. Much like how the church has fucked millions of people out of 10% of their income while investing it to the tune of over 100 BILLION dollars in real estate.

You'd better pay that 10% or you're not going to see your family in the afterlife, and we're give you the Rusty Nelson.

Rusty Nelson by Vanilla Coke Bois September 10, 2023