Rusty Boner

An erect penis that has been withdrawn after anal sex with a partner who has diarrhea.

Bill had a "Rusty Boner" after his girlfriend ate at P.F. Changs.

Rusty Boner by Mattastik Four January 12, 2009

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Rusty Steel Boner

When your dick hasn't gotten hard within a long period of time and it suddenly turns REALLY hard!!

DUDE i havent jacked off in such a long time that I got a RUSTY STEEL BONER and i came like no OTHER!!

Rusty Steel Boner by Pspman July 10, 2009

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Rusty Turn Boner

When a male engaged in vigorous anal sex breaks his dick inside said anus. Upon the breaking (and after all the anal pressure) the person receiving the anal sex becomes incapable of containing themselves and releases their fecal matter all over the broken penis. Therefore, making it a "Rusty Turn Boner."

Todd: Who was on the phone?

Chris: That was the hospital, Hank got admitted...

Todd: Oh my God, what for?

Chris: They say he got a Rusty Turn Boner and is going to need surgery.

Rusty Turn Boner by Marshall Branch February 23, 2011

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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