Russty Corndog

When you get diarrhea at the carnival and have to plug your butt with a corndog.

I ate too many funnel cakes and had to pull a quick russty corndog so I wouldn’t lose my place in line.

When I saw that the Carnie had a Def Leppard neck tattoo, I knew she’d be down for a Russty Corndog.

by Lily Boone September 27, 2020