russian water
russian water by I'm drunk right now August 26, 2005
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Russian Water
A double-entendre nickname for vodka. Its name comes from the word "voda" (Вода), which means "water," due to its clear appearance. Russians are also frequently stereotyped as drinking vodka as if it were water.
I asked my roommate to buy some Russian water while he was out, and he returned with a bottle of vodka.
Russian Water by Vladimir Vodka June 9, 2010
Russian Water
The object of the game is to hold water in your mouth the longest. It is necessary to have multiple players. Player 1 takes the first sip of H20 and then lays down. Player two then takes a sip and lays down directly next to the person. In order to make your opponent spit the water out, you must make them laugh. They can do one of two things,
A: Spit the water everywhere
or B: Hold the water in their mouth, causing them to choke, Dangerously.
HINT, if the player is determined to win, and they keep choking, eventually they will throw up.
It is called Russian water because:
Russian as in Russian roulette
THIS is potentially lethal if played enough times. Commonly mistaked as VODKA.
A: Spit the water everywhere
or B: Hold the water in their mouth, causing them to choke, Dangerously.
HINT, if the player is determined to win, and they keep choking, eventually they will throw up.
It is called Russian water because:
Russian as in Russian roulette
THIS is potentially lethal if played enough times. Commonly mistaked as VODKA.
Russian Water by Secret Agent #2 March 1, 2010
Russian water sex
Russian water sex is the act of pooping in a vase, and microwaving it. From here you will proced to insert this into a turkey paster then will paste into partners butt and mouth
Russian water sex by Bo jackson 173362 June 13, 2021
Russian water gun
Jordan: Andrew, me and my girl just had some kinky ass sex last night, and i finished her off with a Russian water gun and some mexican pancakes
Andrew: WTF
Andrew: WTF
Russian water gun by thatytdude November 15, 2023
Dirty Russian water heater
Dirty Russian Water Heater (noun)
Vulgar sexual slang for the act of drinking vodka and then urinating into a woman's anus. The “Russian” refers to the vodka, while “water heater” is a crude joke referring to the warmed liquid.
Vulgar sexual slang for the act of drinking vodka and then urinating into a woman's anus. The “Russian” refers to the vodka, while “water heater” is a crude joke referring to the warmed liquid.
“After way too much vodka, Ivan joked that the night was headed toward a Dirty Russian Water Heater.”
Dirty Russian water heater by JDBSC1 September 6, 2026
Russian Bottled Water
You know what---let's catch a cab back home because Serge has really been hitting the Russian bottled water pretty hard tonight and he just shouldn't drive.
Russian Bottled Water by Perestroik-NO April 15, 2013
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