russian water 

STRAIGHT VODKA what they drink instead of water.

I went to Russia, asked for a glass of water, and got fucked up off that russian water.

russian water by I'm drunk right now August 26, 2005

Russian Water 

A double-entendre nickname for vodka. Its name comes from the word "voda" (Вода), which means "water," due to its clear appearance. Russians are also frequently stereotyped as drinking vodka as if it were water.

I asked my roommate to buy some Russian water while he was out, and he returned with a bottle of vodka.

Russian Water by Vladimir Vodka June 9, 2010

Russian Water 

The object of the game is to hold water in your mouth the longest. It is necessary to have multiple players. Player 1 takes the first sip of H20 and then lays down. Player two then takes a sip and lays down directly next to the person. In order to make your opponent spit the water out, you must make them laugh. They can do one of two things,

A: Spit the water everywhere
or B: Hold the water in their mouth, causing them to choke, Dangerously.
HINT, if the player is determined to win, and they keep choking, eventually they will throw up.

It is called Russian water because:
Russian as in Russian roulette

THIS is potentially lethal if played enough times. Commonly mistaked as VODKA.

I got yelled at by my mother and my best friend thought that some Russian Water would cheer me up.

Russian Water by Secret Agent #2 March 1, 2010

Russian water sex

Russian water sex is the act of pooping in a vase, and microwaving it. From here you will proced to insert this into a turkey paster then will paste into partners butt and mouth

“ hey honey, lets spice it up and try Russian water sex “

Russian water sex by Bo jackson 173362 June 13, 2021

Russian water gun 

When a guy poops liquid diarrhea into a woman's vagina, and she squirts it out onto the man

Jordan: Andrew, me and my girl just had some kinky ass sex last night, and i finished her off with a Russian water gun and some mexican pancakes
Andrew: WTF

Russian water gun by thatytdude November 15, 2023

Russian Bottled Water 

Vodka.

You know what---let's catch a cab back home because Serge has really been hitting the Russian bottled water pretty hard tonight and he just shouldn't drive.

Russian Bottled Water by Perestroik-NO April 15, 2013

Russian Tap Water 

Vodka, typically used as a substitute for water

You see, Ivan, if drink Russian Tap Water you will shoot Kalash more accurately since hands will be less shaky.

Russian Tap Water by Ivan Ivanovich June 21, 2019